Return to form? 2017 Forecast

Now I know that I haven't posted on this blog in ages, sorry about that but I have actually been really busy so any free time I do have naturally isn't going to be spent on this blog. Anyway let's get down to business. Frustrated Fernando has stated that this year he'll be keeping to a schedule, one month into January and he already has failed. Bravo, Joe! Clearly the fame is going to his head, and no not his brain unfortunately. I mean he's getting fatter and fatter every time he makes a video, I guess mountain dew and Doritos do that to you.

But let's ignore all the crap he's done over the last two months because it's mostly fluff and honestly I couldn't give a shit. Angry Joe thinks he can take on Nintendo by throwing one of his autistic fits on YouTube, hoping that his legion of fanboys will come to his aid and butt rape Nintendo into submission. Though we all know that won't happen because Joe hasn't got a chance seeing that he's violating their copyright and would have to be taken to court where he would cry a river of tears and get deported faster than his cousins. Even so Joe thinks that Nintendo is targeting him personally!!!!!

Let's just remind ourselves that this is only happening because Joe is trying to monetize the video! Otherwise Nintendo would have no problem with you making a video or review, but everyone just wants money because they are lazy fucks who can't get a real job. Internet nobodies and their internet welfare are the worst.

I mean it's got to end at some point but like a fucking cancer it just grows and grows, there's got to be something we can do about these sad fucks. Anyway that's all I've got for now. Keep me updated in the comments section because I can't be bothered to check up on whatever this taco head is doing. Later faggots.

Angry Joe reacts to lack of reviews

Joe says he's stretched to the limit with their current schedule, guess why they are behind: Joe is being lazy and claims the skits in his reviews are what takes most of the time working on reviews which is total bullshit. Joe says he has depression which is also bullshit. Muh depression muh YouTube is hard work. Grow a spine and admit that you are a lazy fuck Joe.

He claims that he wants 2017 to be a clean slate even though he said the same things last year, and all we got from that was a big load of shit.  He claims reviews have never had negative comments which just goes to show that he doesn't even read the comments section at all. Joe even admitted that movie reviews are easy, the first truthful thing he has said in a long while.

This is what he wants to do monthly:

• 4 movie reviews a month (1 a week)
• 2 reviews a month
• Wants more let's plays
• More twitch
• Promotional videos
• board games
• Vlogs (claims the fat fuck Boogie influenced him, in other words told him)

Twitch is their only source of happiness I mean money, won't stop at it. Joe will buy every game twice for console impressions which is plain stupid and we know he won't do it. He has the gall to claim he is a variety channel as he will not making a second channel for all the crap he makes which is way more content but it's not just reviews just crap.

And I forgot to post this article weeks ago but I forgot about it, whoops.

Angry Joe's reaction to Donald Trump winning the presidency

Angry Joe live streamed his reaction to the American Election results, much to his viewers dismay he wore a trump hat and gushed as he came out for some reason. He later went nuts on twitter, posting all kind of stuff trying to defame Trump and ruin his reputation. Posting content from meme tier political websites that can't be trusted, as expected from someone who does not know what they speak of.

He swung insults left and right to all members of the political spectrum, even lashing out against the Democrats on Twitter. Even admitting that Hilary's email scandal lost her the election. But I'm guessing she lost the election because ANGRY JOE VOTED FOR HER!

Heck he even retwetted a Hitler and Donald Trump comparison, literally no argument whatsoever.

I wonder if he's talking about his ex girlfriend Megamanda here, probably is seeing as he's still butt hurt over her. Angry Joe probably couldn't handle it, that's why he started drinking like a real beaner.

He should stick to videogames, he really has no clue what he's talking about. I mean he tried to say that most people who voted for trump are poor ass uneducated white people, really? He's just as bad as those Hilary supporters who spew all kinds of vile shit.  But you want to know what the funny thing is? Most of his viewers are probably white males. Here's a quote from Joe: "Obama's a muslim....as if that's a bad thing". Typical regressive leftist piece of shit. Jose is grasping at straws with shit like this and his "kill Obama" segment he had in that video he made. He'll harp on that but will ignore the thousands of people (black lives matter) screaming "Kill White people" on twitter, reddit, tumblr etc. I think manbaby Joe should stick to video games before he gets his ass handed to him again.

Angry Joe is now a reaction/filler channel

That's right boys and girls, Angry Joe is now a meme tier reaction channel. Though I'm sure most of you already know that if you've been keeping up with what fat Fernando has been doing in the past months. All he does it react to stuff that happens nowadays, be that YouTube related crap, copyright, movie reviews/reactions and news. He's not creating any original content besides reviews. This is all due to him aiming for the dollar dollar that he's become obsessed over.

Take the recent Alienware paid promotion for example, which he didn't disclose by the way. He causes a stink and plays the underdog to gain sympathy from retards on the internet. Either way his retarded fanbase will stroke his ego. Alright that was a bit unrelated to the matter at hand but what the heck, it's my blog. Anyway you get the point: Angry Joe reacts to any and everything that get's released nowadays to gain epenis and jew gold for all the new crap that comes out. I'll list all the reaction type stuff he's doing over the last few weeks.

• Hacksaw Ridge Movie Review
• Call of Duty on PC Angry Rant!
• Doctor Strange Angry Movie Review
• OtherJoe Plays Outlast 2!
• Amazon FAILS w/ Titanfall 2 - Angry Rant
• MS Announces Beam & VR - Angry Reaction
• Ouija: Origin of Evil Movie Review
• Jack Reacher Never Go Back Angry Review
• Nintendo Switch Angry Reaction
• Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 - Teaser Angry Reaction
• Red Dead Redemption 2 Teaser Angry Reaction!

And this is only a few weeks. As you can see he's reacting to new stuff, not even bothering to do original content or proper reviews. I guess it's just easier for him seeing as he hasn't give a shit what his viewers want in years.

Yes Joe is was you and only you that made them reverse their decision.

In his recent Call of Duty rant video  he apologizes for lack of reviews, saying he tried to do everything at once. Says he might have to do vlog reviews instead of rapid fire or proper angry reviews. Complaining that he can only do a review when the game comes out because nobody will want to watch it and give him money, oh boo fucking hoo Joe you can't have your cake and eat it you lazy beaner. I hope trump deports you. And you want to know what the biggest load of shit I've heard from him recently? He claims a single angry review takes WEEKS to do. Yeah I'm pretty sure he pulled that number out of his unwashed asshole.

Purrluna dumps Angry Joe

Looks like Miss Slut Central Purrluna has admitted on stream chat that she is no longer with Angry Joe. Get a load of this startling revelation below:

Anyway she left Texas a few weeks ago after raising a stink with Angry Joe for a while, to this day we can be certain the only reason she went over to Angry Joe was to increase her viewers and cross over with a big gaymer on YouTube and Twitch. Not to mention be a slut. I think this image is becoming ever more relevant.

Anyway, that's it for this time.

Angry Joe's Alienware Paid Promotion with Chloe Mortez

Looks like the hungry hippo's known as Angry "fuck my shit up" Joe and Chloe Moretz have finally done a crossover. Isn't that what you would expect on the Angry Joe Show? Yeah, didn't think so. There's a lot of things wrong with this video but the most glaring one is that Joe is now trying to push the political agenda of Feminism and Hilary Clinton with this video and what he's posting in the comments section. You can see it below:

That's right, Angry Joe has taken the next step forward to becoming a nu-male cuck, I can't wait until he starts accepting immigrants into his home to be more progressive. Oh wait I forgot to say that Chloe "career killer" Mortez is in this video. If there was one cross over I would want to see it would be this:

A match made in heaven. And I know she does this jokingly, probably thinking she is some fragile cute girl and this will look funny. But she actually looks like she could beat up Joe. Those shoulders, those hands, those pythons. Honestly she could probably take Joe in a fight, in a paid promotion by Alienware or on the street. 

I mean hell have you see what Angry Joe has become? He's been packing on the pounds lately, I guess all those seven dollar meals are getting to him. Also seeing as this video is part of Broforce's Alienware paid promotional campaign which Chloe Mortez has been a part of with YouTube Gaming it's only naturally that Angry "beaner" Joe was a part of this sellout. That's it for this time, back sometime in the future. Peace out.

Angry Joe burns his finger and other updates

Well it looks like overweight Ortega has done it again, he's went and burned his fat "gaying" finger. Get it? Because he shoves it up Other Joe's and Delrith's ass, heh heh. Whatever. Also it seems that Angry Joe has been releasing lots of content recently, none of that being worth your time. Well maybe the we wuz Mafia and Shit 3 review but honestly most of what he's released is a big steaming pile of shit. I mean since his YouTube rant he's released:

• 4 Let's play video's
• 8 Reaction video's
• 1 Review

And a few random video's that you don't really need to worry about except this:

What expression is he trying to convey?

 That's right: Pie Face! Clearly the first thing that comes to mind when you think Angry Joe, right? I mean who is this video aimed at? Seeing at it's from his Twitch streams it's for his autistic 12 year old audience. Oh and the sucks blog got taken down twice in the span of a month. What else is new?

Angry Joe gets buttmad over YouTube Copyright

Looks like Frustrated Fernando is at it again, this time his jimmies have been rustled by YouTube's new copyright system which gives the power to the people. I don't see why he's so Angry, now we can mass flag his video's and cause him to cry a river of delicious Mexican tears. Oh wait, that is why he's angry.

This is what lit a fire under his smelly ass, someone claimed his meme response video to YouTube heroes. Serves him right, he thinks he can take on the big dogs without any fight back. Smelly dumb beaner scum. Trump 2016.  Theses are good times indeed. I advise all of you to go an mass flag Angry Joe's video's for the lulz, I bet his reaction with be glorious. And what's with all these video's lately? Joe is trying to portray himself as the underdog (he looks like a dog though) taking on the big evil meanie corporations yet again. Oh the irony. This coming from a guy who shills like no tomorrow and get's lots of peso's from multiple revenue sources.

Angry Joe Eye surgery updates

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Angry Joe going blind! YouTube's new policy!

Looks like flustered fernado is going blind! First Total Biscuit gets cancer and now this! They are getting what they deserve, hahahaha! Cry me a river! Though seriously this only means that Joe is going to have to wear a pair of glasses, oh boo hoo. In the video Joe made it seem like he was dying from cancer or some shit like that, did he really need to go and make this video? The answer is yes because he's going to flood his channel with let's plays and other shit that isn't fucking reviews because fuck you I need eye surgery. He would be pumping out a review every week if he wasn't sucking some old dues shriveled cock on Twitch for jew gold.

And how can he go this long having known eye problems and never get glasses or contact lenses. Is he some kind of insecure faggot? Does he really think glasses are going to seriously ruin his image or something? Bitch please.

Also in other news YouTube has changed their policies and can use monetization against you if you don't follow their rules or some shit. Anyway's the low down is that Joe may become a dare I say a "victim" of these new measures as they target people who use bad language and are generally an asshole so you is probably going to be crying a river of tears pretty soon. I've got my popcorn ready, have you?

Angry Joe disables comments in Mechanic Review

According to on Reddit (Tips fedora) "Yep. The highest voted comment was something like "Joe, inviting more sketchy people doesn't make your videos better". Most of them mentioned diabetes, or that they're arranged from fattest to thinnest. And of course, you had the folks asking why it's become a movie review channel." So because people made fun of the fat slobs Joe got butt hurt and disabled comments over a couple of fat jokes, the dudes got thin skin considering he makes fun of people on Twitter but can't handle it when people make fun of him and his fellow slobs and neck beards.

Purrluna goes back to Sweden (Cuckland)

Looks like Purrluna has arrived back in Sweden! SWEDEN YES! Hopefully she'll get a visit from Captain Sweden (pic related) who'll teach her all about how to be a true Swede.

Follow this and you will be on the true path to enlightenment. Go on my fellow brethren, become what you are truly meant to be. With all that crap aside let's get down to business. Before leaving the United States Purrluna and the gang went out to some cheap american diner which specializes in pancakes. Ah yes fat and grease, one way to get through to a man's heart.

For some strange reason Joe didn't want to "duck face" (when Donald duck shoves his cock down your throat) with the others, either he was embarrassed or didn't want everyone to see him stuffing his fat face on camera. Whatever the reason was one thing is certain: she's clearly enjoying her time with Angrybeard and Delrith more than Angry Joe. After that she tried to leave the states for a few days but her flight kept getting delayed leading to all sorts of problems, but did Joe give a shit about any of this? Fuck no, while she was busy trying to get a flight Joe was stuffing his face streaming and doing the No Man's Sky review.

After all that bothersome business she finally got home after four days, heading back home to Chad or Muhammad sugar daddy depending on your cuck fantasy. Mine involves Delrith and snowmew, heading to Sweden with his dominatrix furry hit squad on a mission to defend Sweden from trannys from Russian with love.

No Man's Sky Angry Review

Looks like Angry "feed me Seymour" Joe is at it again, this time it took him over a week to pump out a review because well let's face it he's fucking lazy. that and streaming on Twitch for the dollar dollar is more important to him.

He's right you know

But let's get to the actual review: he's basically waited a week to test the waters and see what the general opinion of the game is, but he gave it a 5/10 so fanboys wouldn't be that pissed off. But the worst thing is that Joe plagiarized (can't remember the link) some dudes entire Reddit post, even referencing it in the video. Heck the dude brought this up on Twitter and so did a few others on the net. But does anyone care? Fuck no because this is mah beaner Joe we are talking about, purest of the pure! This fat fuck can't do anything by himself, it's shameful.

This guy get's it

And in the end Angry Joe doubles back and gives the game a 5/10. According to his score that makes it an average game, well that just goes to show you his scoring system is fucked up because this game sure as hell isn't a 5/10 or average. Word to the wise: You can shine a piece of shit and made it golden but that doesn't change the fact that it's a piece of shit.

Angry Joe's copyright problems

Like a broken record Angry Joe has yet again began to bitch and moan when he can't make money off someone else's content on YouTube. First his Rogue One trailer reaction got flagged, since he couldn't monetize it he removed the video and edited it so he could make money. But he had further problems and had to get those copyright claims on his video's removed by sending his army of trolls on Twitter at the Sony Twitter handle. Yeah because he can't even do anything himself so he gets his littler army of pathetic fanboys to do it for him. Slurp slurp.

Get a load of his tone on this tweet, sounds like an order. 

Except half of the time they are bot's and not actual people you dimwit, Joe probably thinks the whole world is out to get him.

And here he is celebrating because he got it removed and now he can make all of the jew gold he wants off the video. But you are probably wondering about a post about the actual meme reaction video's? Where is it Dirk? Well I can't be arsed watching them as I've got better things to do with watch an idiot on the internet act like a fucking monkey with a banana up his asshole.

Angry Joe's Suicide Squad Review

Angry "my opinion is better than yours" Joe gets down to business and shills yet again, saying "fuck the critics, they don't understand".

It's not just RT DC fags. Almost everyone is saying SS isn't that good.

http://www.metacritic.com/movie/suicide-squad
http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/...-review-w432204
http://www.cinemablend.com/reviews/...9/suicide-squad
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/re...m-review-915825
http://screencrush.com/suicide-squad-review/
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/08...de-squad-review

Keep reaching Joe. These guys are fucking plebs that try their best to appeal to fanboys. If you have even a basic understanding of film making and screenwriting on a purely fundamental level you'd see how Suicide Squad is a fucking disaster. The only acceptable YouTube critics to watch is RedditLetterMedia, YOURMOVIEFUCKS and FUCKING ARMOND.  

And Angry Joe is talking over everyone as usual not letting them get their opinion across, though it does seem everyone afraid to be negative. "Fuck all those critics" Joe wants the spotlight for himself yet once again. Who is the fudge packer on the far right? Joe's bouncer? Joe called him "Angry Liquid", wait is he a fucking video game character? Long time viewer in town. Basically fanboyism rules the day on the Angry Joe show. Btw he's getting roasted in the comments section, though don't expect them to be there long since Joe is actively removing comments because his feelings are hurt. Boo fucking hoo. Tough fucking luck.

Angry Joe gets cucked by Swedish Chad!

Ah good god this is some creepy paedo shit right here, no wonder Delrith is head over heals at the moment. Literal paedo bait. But that's not what I'm here to talk about today, what we're here today for is because Angry Joe is a cuck.

Yeah you read that right, spending christmas together and going out together. Looks like Angry Joe is a cuck, and not by Muhammed like most Swedes but an actual chad. What can I say: Birds gonna fly, cucks gonna cuck. This was spotted by one of the guys over on the best website ever which is DHI, props go to them for finding this out. I wonder how long Joe's and Purrluna's relationship lasts with this latest revelation, maybe it'll all end when she goes back to Sweden after she's had enough seven dollar taco's.

Justice League - Angry Trailer Reaction

I won't even write anything, check out the grilling Joe gets in the comments section:

Basically it comes down to Joe being nitpicky as fuck because there's no Superman, oh boo fucking who cry me a river Joe. Muh Superman, get over yourself.