Showing posts with label Update. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Update. Show all posts

Sunday, 6 November 2016

Angry Joe is now a reaction/filler channel

That's right boys and girls, Angry Joe is now a meme tier reaction channel. Though I'm sure most of you already know that if you've been keeping up with what fat Fernando has been doing in the past months. All he does it react to stuff that happens nowadays, be that YouTube related crap, copyright, movie reviews/reactions and news. He's not creating any original content besides reviews. This is all due to him aiming for the dollar dollar that he's become obsessed over.


Take the recent Alienware paid promotion for example, which he didn't disclose by the way. He causes a stink and plays the underdog to gain sympathy from retards on the internet. Either way his retarded fanbase will stroke his ego. Alright that was a bit unrelated to the matter at hand but what the heck, it's my blog. Anyway you get the point: Angry Joe reacts to any and everything that get's released nowadays to gain epenis and jew gold for all the new crap that comes out. I'll list all the reaction type stuff he's doing over the last few weeks.

  • Hacksaw Ridge Movie Review
  • Call of Duty on PC Angry Rant!
  • Doctor Strange Angry Movie Review
  • OtherJoe Plays Outlast 2!
  • Amazon FAILS w/ Titanfall 2 - Angry Rant
  • MS Announces Beam & VR - Angry Reaction
  • Ouija: Origin of Evil Movie Review
  • Jack Reacher Never Go Back Angry Review
  • Nintendo Switch Angry Reaction
  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 - Teaser Angry Reaction
  • Red Dead Redemption 2 Teaser Angry Reaction!

And this is only a few weeks. As you can see he's reacting to new stuff, not even bothering to do original content or proper reviews. I guess it's just easier for him seeing as he hasn't give a shit what his viewers want in years.

Yes Joe is was you and only you that made them reverse their decision.

In his recent Call of Duty rant video  he apologizes for lack of reviews, saying he tried to do everything at once. Says he might have to do vlog reviews instead of rapid fire or proper angry reviews. Complaining that he can only do a review when the game comes out because nobody will want to watch it and give him money, oh boo fucking hoo Joe you can't have your cake and eat it you lazy beaner. I hope trump deports you. And you want to know what the biggest load of shit I've heard from him recently? He claims a single angry review takes WEEKS to do. Yeah I'm pretty sure he pulled that number out of his unwashed asshole.

Purrluna dumps Angry Joe


Looks like Miss Slut Central Purrluna has admitted on stream chat that she is no longer with Angry Joe. Get a load of this startling revelation below:

Anyway she left Texas a few weeks ago after raising a stink with Angry Joe for a while, to this day we can be certain the only reason she went over to Angry Joe was to increase her viewers and cross over with a big gaymer on YouTube and Twitch. Not to mention be a slut. I think this image is becoming ever more relevant.


Anyway, that's it for this time.

Saturday, 16 April 2016

Angry Joe Review Update and another sellout Loot crate video

tfw no seven dollars
It looks like this Mexican asshole is about to cry, aww poor baby needs to shill moar. He says like he always does that a review is coming, Quantum break to be exact, then he wants to do a Ratchet and Clank review as if he's even played a game in that series. Afterwards he wants to do a Battle fleet Gothic armada review since he's been shilling that game since forever because muh Warhammer obsession. He'll also be going to PAX EAST where he announced in advance that he'll be streaming battle born because muh paid promotion among other shit. And for some other bizarre reason he wants to do another Batman vs Superman video because that's where all the money is at right now, shitty movie related video for that easy YouTube money, what a scumbag.


He then goes on to say that you should support his "independent reviews channel", since when has he called what he does that? It seems that he's trying to portray himself as something he's not once again. You got to love it when Joe blames his health for the reason he can't put reviews out but that won't stop him from streaming on Twitch and making movie videos, under the weather my ass. He's a liar through and through. He also complains that he isn't part of a big company where he has over 200 employees like IGN or GameSpot, it seems to me that he's looking for something to complain about when it's his own fault that he isn't putting out reviews. The lazy fucking beaner of a whore.

What a load. 
He also put out another Loot Crate video to help support his channel because fuck you give me money. Looks like a sellout piece of shit does what a sellout does best, sellout.

Tuesday, 12 January 2016

AngryJoe's Plane Scare Vlog & Update!


Really, this guy will make a post about bloody anything as long as it will get views. What's next, butt fucking with Angry Joe and Delrith?

Anyway, there's a few questions that I think need answered:

1. Why does he wear the mask?
2. If I take the mask off, will he die?
3. Is Joe a big guy?
4. Did the fire rise?
5. Does anyone wanna go for a ride?

Wanna go for a ride? (Rene Dif eat your heart out)
With that out of the way the video is 90 percent Joe talking about the stupid airplane scare as if it actually matters in the grand scale of things, which is doesn't. And as usual he acts like video's will be out soon because it's so hard making them when he does streams on Twitch to beg and receive money like a glory hole. Actually that's the perfect analogy to Joe and his business practices. How fucking desperate can one guy be?


Anyway, Captain Jack signing off!

Sunday, 27 July 2014

AJS July Update! & Planetside 2 AJSA Event

Hey, look, another Joe video, oh, wait, it's just an update video telling you that the video's are coming. Is Angry Joe the Irate Gamer now? And just look at how he acts, just like the last update video he shrugs off the negative criticism and just ignores it, he promises video's but we all know that he only makes those when he needs the dough. Don't watch this video, just remember...

He now says that his next review is the Last of Us on the PS4, though didn't he say it was Divinity 3 or is that another failed promise? Also notice how he included below that he isn't getting review copies for the games, awww, poor Joe, not being able to fork out 60 dollars when that's probably nothing to him.

Let's see what the YouTube comments say about Joe:

You can me both
Everybody abandon ship
damn, hes going down a slope
Good point, though AJSA always ask for more of Joe's magical elixir
Woah, too much words dude, though you do make a good case for that other guy

Sunday, 13 July 2014

A week without a video...

Well it seems Joe may go into Spoony video release dates if this keeps up, Joe hasn't released a video on YouTube or a significant update on Twitter. His lack of enthusiasm with his community is a troubling thing as Joe has been less and less interested with interacting with the community other than stream on Twitch which doesn't count since only the diehard fans actually watch those long videos. He's also failed to keep his promises of reviews, updates and other videos such as the Witcher board game video which was filmed at E3 and Joe has been sitting on it until he needs an update!

Let's just wait and see how long until Joe release's a video and what that video is, my money's on either a let's play or the Witch board game video. In the meantime...twitter madness and some video's I found on YouTube, enjoy. It's at least more than what Joe's put out recently.




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Friday, 11 April 2014

12/04/2014 - Twitter Madness


Well it seems Angry Joe doesn't like the feedback he's been getting lately, if he can't take it now wait for his mental breakdown down the road.

Joe does some complaining about Elder Scrolls Online, seriously Infamous review...now!

Angry Joe being a total jackass to his fanbase again but luckily some people came and defended the guy.
Seriously Joe your the last one who can complain because you don't' even work so you must have a lot of free time.

Joe being an ass again, but luckily (again) a guy came to help him out. Go team!

Less Streaming more reviewing Joe
Wow, Joe actually reads the comments, that must be why he never takes any of their advice because he's mother fucking Angry Joe bitch and he don't take help from anybody.

It's about time someone decided to give Joe a piece of their mind, someone should give this guy a medal for standing up to Joe being a complete pussy the entire time.
Well that's about it for this week's twitter Madness, let's just hope Joe changes his attitude towards his fanbase because he's gonna end up like that washed up retard the Spoony One.

Thursday, 27 March 2014

28/03/2014 - Twitter Madness

This is another new segment of the blog where we'll be looking at what Angry Joe's been up to on twitter in the last week, but since this is the first post I'll include stuff from before.

Angry Joe pissing all over his fanbase with this comment below about the bad feedback to his dark souls video, he basically says he doesn't care what you think because he's all "Fuck You, Give Me Money!", oh wait that's what he said about EA and all those other big companies so he's quite the hypocrite now isn't he.

Check out this from when people were hating on Other Joe for some reason. 

This one was when people were checking out Joe's height and making fun of him because he's been looking to get back at that guy who owned him.

Some creep sent him some fan art, oh lord no it's "chibi" which means some basement dweller did this.
Angry Joe sticks his ass in the air again by promoting  that bloody MOBA game again.

Someone called Angry Joe's girlfriend a whore, and really someone with a big rack and very sluttish images on her instagram account who wouldn't be surprised is she was a hoar and pushing drugs on the side. You know those minorities and their drugs, believe me I've seen "The Shield".

Seriously and with the name "Megamanda" one wouldn't be supprised by what's "Mega". You can be an even bigger pervert by going to her instagram page, you won't be the only one because she's already got a couple of stalker of her own to deal with.
I think we all know why shes called "Megamanda"
I think I'm gonna need Rich Boy, Barrack Obama and that Ancient Aliens guy for this one.
They were the ones that said it so blame them