Tuesday, 13 October 2015

Star Wars Battlefront BETA - Angry Impressions


Well, it took Joe ages to put out a video that some people actually care about, not me because I already knew the game would be shit. But does that mean the game is worthless, of course not, you might get some enjoyment but the amount of content in the game and the gameplay does not justify paying full price. But does Joe even say this, not he just get's salty because people point out his flaws and tell him how to play the game properly. Mainly because he isn't very good at the game, and his constant shouting like a retard just makes his "impressions" video hard to watch because it's annoying and obnoxious.

It's also hilarious because Joe calls himself a "critic" in the video, that's funny because apparently he thinks a critic is somehow who acts like a complete manchild on Youtube. People need to be open-minded about their criticism, otherwise you just come off as an immature asshole on the internet. That applies to me to, but I don't give a shit.

Comments:

Take a guess?

The same applies to the Angry Army.

A valid point.

Just obnoxious. 

Exactly. 

Double points!

Monday, 12 October 2015

AngryJoe Plays Prison Architect!


Another video of Angry Joe shilling to another indie game, this is proof enough that he is a sellout. Anyone denying this fact is either a fanboy or mentally retarded, and if you get offended by that then I don't give a shit, get offended. And what game is he shilling this time? A prison, yeah somewhere his mexican ass should be, amirite? Seriously he should be working on a review or showcasing a game people actually care about, but no he wants to tell people about a game nobody cares about, mainly because he was paid to do so. And all these little bitches in the comments section is just pathetic and ridiculous, but if you fanboys want to watch a channel with shitty let's plays and bullshit then be my guest. But all you rational people out there just post angry comments and let your voice be heard.

Comments:

Get a load of this guy.

Exactly. 

A rational opinion.

I would actually like to here his opinion on the game.

Whoo hoo!

Friday, 9 October 2015

"ANGRY JOE IS A SELLOUT" Reviewing Angry Joe's Paid Witcher 3 Review [RE-UPLOAD]

Looks like Art-Official reuploaded his ANGRY JOE IS A SELLOUT" Witcher 3 video, it was originally taken down by hoards of butthurt angry fanboys who couldn't stand that someone dared to speak out against their mexican master.  Give it a watch and hopefully you'll learn something.

And be sure to check out his channel if you like his content: https://www.youtube.com/user/ArtTheGenius/videos

The Martian Angry Movie Review


Joe said he started work on another review, what could it be? Mad Max has been out too long and I doubt he's gonna review that, so is it some shitty indie game or Tony Hawks? He also mentions Bill Nye the science guy, he says it all weird and comes off like a YouTube retard, how the hell takes that guy seriously anyway. He then starts shouting MATT DAMON, he even shows a clip to show how autistic he is, only idiots would even bring that bring in a legitimate review, does he even want to be taken seriously?
Joe geeks out over the fact that there are WOMEN in this movie, he champions this fact like he's fucking anita sarkeesian. But the most laughable thing about this "review" is that Joe thinks the Martian is better than Interstellar, he can't be fucking serious. This movie is nowhere near Interstellar, this in itself is why you shouldn't take Joe seriously because he gives you a stupid opinion which anyone can see is wrong. He also gave the movie 9/10, hahahahahaha......Joe says he was alive during the moon landings, yeah and I'm the King of France. Toodles.

Comments:

Joe only cares about making money, pure and simple.

Right on my righteous brother. 

Exactly. 

He's trying to appeal to the female viewers and tumblr. 

Don't forget he's a paedo.

Monday, 5 October 2015

AngryJoe Plays Ghost Control Inc.!


Another video of Joe shilling to a shitty indie game developers, don't even bother watching this one. Take a look at the comments section but heaven almighty don't watch or tolerate this kind of shit content from Joe. Peace out.

Comment:

Hahahahahaha...

Thursday, 1 October 2015

Angry Joe Tries it: Rainbow Six Siege

AngryJoe Plays Rainbow Six Siege Beta!

Another let's play, yeah because that's what we want to see. And he's putting up a video on the new beta of Rainbow Six Siege when he played the one earlier this year too, now he's just being picky because he'll get more views because the game is closer to release. With that aside, this video is terrible. It's full of Joe screaming his head off like a retard, and man o man, I've got to mention the comments section. They have become aware of how shit Joe really is, almost every comment is people complaining. THIS IS GLORIOUS!

To make matters even worse, Angry Joe is the worst player ever, he's running around like a headless chicken getting fucked by that hillbilly from the Preacher comic. And he doesn't even know how to bash down a door, hasn't he even checked the controls? What a fool. It's pure let's play ripped from his Twitch channel which takes zero effort, this is how lazy Joe really is. And where the hell is the Mad Max review? Is he even doing it?

This video is just beyond annoying, he's obviously trying to be like PewDiePie with all the childish behaviour in this video. Joe also fell off the roof in this game, this gave him a flashback of when he fell of his roof in real life. What a retard. Maybe he should lay off the Doritos and Mountain Dew, maybe then he'd have a braincell to make a video that takes effort instead of screaming like he's getting buttfucked by a gorilla.

Comments:



Ewww...

Exactly. 

Isn't that a porn game for weebs?

How can you expect Joe to know that, his first console was an xbox. Heck even the first Red Faction had a freaking riot shield, now those were the days.

It's because he's a PewDiePie rip off.

This is hilarious.
I'll also edit the video and put up a video full of his inane screaming.