Angry Joe gets PIZZA PRANKED Live on Twitch!

4 or 5 different pizza guys came to his house with unpaid pizzas, Angry Joe blames the 4chan boogeymen. Seems like I dropped the ball on this one because this happened way back in February this year. Anyway's enjoy the vid. And Joe's address was leaked on the internet along with his earnings, I still have it if anyone wants to pull some weird ass pranks on Joe.

Uncharted 4 Angry [RF] Review & more

Looks like Joe has gone ahead and done a Rapid Fire review of Uncharted 4, sigh. With these type of reviews he leaves so much detail out, he can barely cover the basic parts of the game people want to hear and yet he tries and fails. If there's one thing Joe should improve on it's writing his reviews, he wants to be IGN and Gamespot so desperately, he should stick to his traditional reviews. That is if he'll ever do one ever again. He doesn't talk enough about the multiplayer and his reaction to micro transactions for multiplayer is pretty mild. This is at odds with his Halo 5 review, where it costs the game a few points on his scale. Basically this review was missing all those fun (sometimes) skits and Joe being upfront talking about it more expressively. It was a shorter, cheaper, less entertaining type of review than people who watch Angry Joe reviews are use to.

He told a dude to fuck off on Twitter, rude.

It seems he's more interested in going to random events and making shitty reaction video's that caring about what made him popular in the first place. Heck, it's reaching the point where fucking feminist frequency is doing more video game reviews that Angry Joe. That's hilariously bad and it just puts things into perspective. Whether or not the game deserved a 9/10 is up for debate, but for Joe to not have played any other Uncharted game is ridiculous, he's a video game reviewer and yet he can't be bothered to research and play previous games in the series. He plain and simple doesn't care.

He also uploaded his Graduation Photo to Twitter for some reason, and it just shows how much of a blob he's turned into over the years.

Angry Joe goes to Italy on Holiday, new quick review series and other updates

Looks like Mr Joe "I work 70 hours a week and don't take holidays" Vargas has actually taken a holiday in Italy for a week, no doubt putting all that Youtube and ebeggin money to use.

You should also know that Jesse Cox was also in Italy during the same time as Joe, he was shilling for some Witcher 3 expansion event which Joe also attended. It also seems that everyone who attended the original paid promotion even in Poland for the release of the base game got invited for this event. I guess soulless sellouts stick together.

There is also a really obnoxious video by some pink haired anime character on YouTube you should check out if you want to see what happened during the event. It's best you watch it because you sure as hell won't see Joe uploading a video about it, that would be too much effort for him. Unless he was paid to promote the event with video's for quick and dirty sellout cash.

You should also know that Joe never stated he was going to this event, before leaving for Italy he said he was going on Holiday and now it's a paid promotional event. Which one was it Joe? He's also trying to do some quick review format but it's alright, he clearly isn't cut out for making shorter video's anymore.

Meanwhile Delrith has stayed stateside and continued to stream in place of Angry Joe, he's also been showing off his retarded walmart style gun collection. If you are going to buy guns at least buy ones which don't look retarded.

Sources:
https://www.reddit.com/r/witcher/comments/4j3sht/it_seems_like_cd_projekt_red_is_doing_an_event_in/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yoh3fAn32Y

Angry Joe tells fans to fuck off over Reviews and Complains on Twitter

Looks like the stick has only gone farther up Angry Joe's ass, this time he has gone and dug himself a deeper hole by telling his fans to fuck off because it's not just a review show. Sounds like he's salty as usual because people are complaining that he's only pumping out shitty movie video's and trailer reactions.

His Call of Duty reaction trailer also got claimed by Activision and he's been bitching and moaning on Twitter that he can't make money. Boo hoo. Also get a load of Joe saying he'll go to court, I don't think Illegal Mexicans are allowed in court Joe.

It's funny because that's exactly what he's going to be doing.

More movie reviews after PAX

Looks like Joe has jumped onto making more movie reviews after getting back from PAX, sigh. And it's a review for the shitty Ratchet and Clank movie, he literally went to see a movie made for children. But then again Joe does have the mentality of a child. Though one's got to wonder why Joe reviewed the movie when he didn't even bother to review the actual game it's based on? Maybe he's just being lazy as usual.

And I know it sounds like a broken record but where the hell are the reviews? Is he even planning on doing any? Also, his actual PAX coverage was terrible. Nothing but dick sucking without showing actual enthusiasm, fake enthusiasm doesn't count. Anyway you get the point.

Angry Joe goes to PAX and shills Lamborghini for Overwatch

Angry Joe shills for Overwatch meeting fake Tracer and pretty much says all kinds of shit that sounds like he is trying to sell you a fucking car, which he is. The dude acts like a kid in a candy store, I guess it must be him dreaming about when he will own one. Yet Joe brings this up and acts like he'll never get one because fuck you give me money. The driver also constantly has a phone on her lap, yeah I'd be ignoring Joe if he was in my car too. All in all Joe acts like a complete idiot thinking everyone knows about his e-fame, heck he even sticks the camera outside the car while it's driving like the complete moron he is. Shit's dangerous. Angry Joe looks so sad when he has to leave the car,

Look at this shit, Joe is recording with a mobile phone like a complete tool. He doesn't even look interested, look at that look on his face. 

He also took photos but makes the same face in every single one of them, Even though Joe was there for days running around like a spaz do we even know if he'll upload any video from it? And you know what the worst thing is? Joe and Delrith never went to the PAX East 2016 Diversity Lounge, it's sad because they would have fit right in.

Gaymer's and #Translivesmatter, get me the fuck out of here.

http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/335479883#top

Angry Joe gets owned by Krauserlols on the AJSA Forum over Batman V Superman

Here Krauserlols again, this is just something i want to tell Joe before the Batman V Superman review. Dont be a fanboy like you where in Man of Steel review. Here are a few examples

13: 17 - When the Critic mentions that every time Klark's father opens his mouth is just saying how much of a messiah he is.

 At first Joe has a good point mentioning that part when his father says "Maybe let them die" is good cause truly his father doesn't know how to respond cause its either do it and show the world what his son is or keep his son's secret but let the kids die, even if Joe had trouble to express it.

But then at 14:43 the Critic explains his point, that everyone sees to just talk how important he is . Joe's answer to that? "He said it differently though..." and doesn't say why or give a counter argument.

16:05 - Angry Joe tries to defend Lois lane's character

Like he says she, at first, is a stronger character, actively looking for answers and has no time for the military's stupidity. Until, like the Critic says, seems like she got hit by the Nolan ray, turning into a cold thing who only talks about how everything around here is SO VERY IMPORTANT GUYS in that distinctive monotone tone.

Joe's answer? talk about how life sometimes can be "like that", life can be cruel and mentions the Lobster costume joke. And that's it, he doesn't make a point proving that the Critic was wrong that they aren't like that, just makes a joke about it and move on.

21:20 - Klark's father sacrifices himself for no reason.

Again the critic makes a good point, Klark's father sacrifices himself even though Clark could have easily saved the dog without using his power and in the worst case scenario he would be fine. But nooooo he had to let the tornado kill him so teach some sort of lesson to Clark.

And once again Joe's answer is dump and empty, he just says that Clark's father think he is right when Critic answers Joe proceeds to just confuse him, not content with that Joe says "that this move is deeper than you think, its raising question", sadly Critic just moves on and doesn't put him on his place. Like what kind of questions? how stupid and self important Clark's father is?

27:50 - Superman is Jesus

Once again Joe talks like he is right. When Critic mentions how heavy the symbolism and comparisons to Superman and Jesus are Joe just rambles about how "It's to show how he would be like more god or man? to show hes humble" Except it just doesn't, it's just to show Superman is god and we should bow to him, seriously did he really had to leave the ship in a cross shaped pose? like this is a video game and his model glitches into a T-pose.

My Problem with this Review is that Angry Joe talks more like a dump fanboy who think he is right, ignores obvious flaws and when said flaws are shown he tries to distract you from them. The only time Joe is right is at 33:00 the critic admits that the fight scene near the end is amazing, cause yeah it actually is a really cool fight.

I wanted the Joe who puts aside his fanboy within if something clearly sucks, points out flaws and recognizes the good things even in the worst of games. Take for example his Review of Injustice where he explain how he likes how he can keep the Super Hero Superman idea intact but he would have respected if they kept with their guns and went with the Evil Superman idea, or points out how the Good Superman at one point blast vehicles with people still in them cause Black Adam is throwing them at him.

Or his review of Halo 5: Shut up grown up are talking. The whole review discussing the few good points it has and how sad it is to be bogged down by its flaws like a boring story, stupid AI and the loss of the iconic split screen, CoD: Advanced Warfare, with its flaws, has a functional split screen for online that doesn't mess with the online experience, in my 5 year old Ps3 with a phone connection what's your excuse halo seriously.

Or perhaps you want an older review? like his top 10 (32) Reasons Fable III sucks, opening with how torn he was cause despite how much he loves the Fable Series he cant like Fable III for all the flaws it has. That Review was in 2011.

I want Joe to respect the words he said during his Halo review, many times. That he is the real fan of it cause he seen the flaws and want to inform them so they can fix them, not just gosh about how awesome and perfect everything is. I dont say he has to be agressive or just say that it sucks. If Joe likes the movie or not i want him to express his points, give counter arguments, give proof of his points. I want Joe to try and convince me to be on his side.

As a last example i want to point out the recent crossover of Bennett the Sage and Nostalgia Critic to review Speed Racer the movie. In it they make a good job at establishing that yes Bennett likes the movie, its not perfect and when NC points out flaws that Bennett can't deny, he agrees but when he sees something he likes, he defends it. Bennett even explains in the end why he doesnt hate Speed Racer as much as the rest, cause while it sucks at east you can see the effort that went into making it unlike other movies that are just directives (Dragon Ball Evolution anyone?).

In the End all i want to say is that, dont be a fanboy Joe, plz dont be a freaking fanboy.

If you like this or not just leave your comments, its just something i wanted to get out of my chest, i would gladly discuss my points though if im wrong.

http://angryjoeshow.com/ajsa/forums/topic/34260-nostalgia-critic-vs-angry-joe-be-careful-joe/

Looks like he's done it for me, kek.