Monday, 19 October 2015

EA Battlefront Season Pass Angry Rant!

Man, I know Joe is stupid, but this is just beyond belief. Well not actually since this is Angry Joe we are talking about, he's got the intelligence of a gnat. Anyway long story short, amidst all the huffing and puffing Joe says that you shouldn't buy this game or the dlc. However, right after that "rant" he says that he'll be buying the game and the dlc anyway, lolwut? Is this nigga serious? Angry Joe is what's wrong with the videogame industry, it's full of a bunch of fucking nitwits that will buy something even though they don't agree with it. Grow a fucking backbone you spineless coward, don't throw your support behind a company that's practically evil itself. I mean this beaner can't be that stupid.

Aw, shut the fuck up. 
If Joe really believes what he says then he should stand by his claims, but whatever this guy is just in it for the money and all that shit. Did you also see how he said that the Angry Army want to play the game, a fact that's even debunked on the Angry Army forum itself. Now that just shows you how delusional Joe himself is,

Comments:

That's because he's an idiot.

My point exactly. 

He won't do that, he needs people to watch his review to make him money.

Yeah, he's too ignorant to do that.


Tuesday, 13 October 2015

Star Wars Battlefront BETA - Angry Impressions


Well, it took Joe ages to put out a video that some people actually care about, not me because I already knew the game would be shit. But does that mean the game is worthless, of course not, you might get some enjoyment but the amount of content in the game and the gameplay does not justify paying full price. But does Joe even say this, not he just get's salty because people point out his flaws and tell him how to play the game properly. Mainly because he isn't very good at the game, and his constant shouting like a retard just makes his "impressions" video hard to watch because it's annoying and obnoxious.

It's also hilarious because Joe calls himself a "critic" in the video, that's funny because apparently he thinks a critic is somehow who acts like a complete manchild on Youtube. People need to be open-minded about their criticism, otherwise you just come off as an immature asshole on the internet. That applies to me to, but I don't give a shit.

Comments:

Take a guess?

The same applies to the Angry Army.

A valid point.

Just obnoxious. 

Exactly. 

Double points!

Monday, 12 October 2015

AngryJoe Plays Prison Architect!


Another video of Angry Joe shilling to another indie game, this is proof enough that he is a sellout. Anyone denying this fact is either a fanboy or mentally retarded, and if you get offended by that then I don't give a shit, get offended. And what game is he shilling this time? A prison, yeah somewhere his mexican ass should be, amirite? Seriously he should be working on a review or showcasing a game people actually care about, but no he wants to tell people about a game nobody cares about, mainly because he was paid to do so. And all these little bitches in the comments section is just pathetic and ridiculous, but if you fanboys want to watch a channel with shitty let's plays and bullshit then be my guest. But all you rational people out there just post angry comments and let your voice be heard.

Comments:

Get a load of this guy.

Exactly. 

A rational opinion.

I would actually like to here his opinion on the game.

Whoo hoo!

Friday, 9 October 2015

"ANGRY JOE IS A SELLOUT" Reviewing Angry Joe's Paid Witcher 3 Review [RE-UPLOAD]

Looks like Art-Official reuploaded his ANGRY JOE IS A SELLOUT" Witcher 3 video, it was originally taken down by hoards of butthurt angry fanboys who couldn't stand that someone dared to speak out against their mexican master.  Give it a watch and hopefully you'll learn something.

And be sure to check out his channel if you like his content: https://www.youtube.com/user/ArtTheGenius/videos

The Martian Angry Movie Review


Joe said he started work on another review, what could it be? Mad Max has been out too long and I doubt he's gonna review that, so is it some shitty indie game or Tony Hawks? He also mentions Bill Nye the science guy, he says it all weird and comes off like a YouTube retard, how the hell takes that guy seriously anyway. He then starts shouting MATT DAMON, he even shows a clip to show how autistic he is, only idiots would even bring that bring in a legitimate review, does he even want to be taken seriously?
Joe geeks out over the fact that there are WOMEN in this movie, he champions this fact like he's fucking anita sarkeesian. But the most laughable thing about this "review" is that Joe thinks the Martian is better than Interstellar, he can't be fucking serious. This movie is nowhere near Interstellar, this in itself is why you shouldn't take Joe seriously because he gives you a stupid opinion which anyone can see is wrong. He also gave the movie 9/10, hahahahahaha......Joe says he was alive during the moon landings, yeah and I'm the King of France. Toodles.

Comments:

Joe only cares about making money, pure and simple.

Right on my righteous brother. 

Exactly. 

He's trying to appeal to the female viewers and tumblr. 

Don't forget he's a paedo.

Monday, 5 October 2015

AngryJoe Plays Ghost Control Inc.!


Another video of Joe shilling to a shitty indie game developers, don't even bother watching this one. Take a look at the comments section but heaven almighty don't watch or tolerate this kind of shit content from Joe. Peace out.

Comment:

Hahahahahaha...