AngryJoe Plays Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak!

Right off the bat Joe can't even pronounce Kharak right, what a moron. Is he even trying anymore? He's also apparently excited about this new game even though the Homeworld "franchise" if you can even call it that has been long dead , I mean who the hell wants a ground control rip off as a Homeworld game or even wanted more backstory? I mean stuff like this just screams cash grab, and that's exactly what it is. Not to mention that if you wanted to show your game off you don't give it to Angry Joe because he can't even play any game right, he's a terrible let's player and that's a fact.

Also this is a "promo" which more or less means that Joe took it up the ass from the devs so he could shill whatever game comes his way, it's stuff like this that put his credibility in the drain. Heck I bet that Joe hasn't even played or finished the original Homeworld games, what a poser. Whatever don't even watch this cesspool of a video, just down vote and leave an angry comment. Oh and check out the comments section as everyone is having a good old time ripping Joe a new one for being goddamn lazy. I hope someone sends flesh eating worms to Joe's house so he can go and start shout CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

Dude reddit references and memes xd lol wut

Now gfto off this site, I've got a night shift tonight and I'm not looking forward to it, then I've got a christening the following morning. Being me is suffering but who cares? Catch you on the flip side!

Top 10 WORST Games of 2015!

Well, here's the list.

1. Raven's Cry (28:41) 
2. Godzilla (23:21)
3. Alone in the Dark: Illumination (18:44)
4. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 (16:03)
5. Motorcycle Club (13:42)
6. Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma: Volume 1 (11:46) 
7. Sid Meier's Starships (10:17)
8. The Order: 1886 (6:45)
9. Evolve (3:44) 
10. Battlefield: Hardline (0:34) 

Right off the bat the list is pretty good, only a few stuff which I will nitpick. The first major problem is that there are no Nintendo games, Joe swore them off since he couldn't make money off their YouTube videos. Now Devil's Third is one of the worst games Nintendo has ever published, and yet it doesn't make it on this list, top kek. He also lists Raven's Cry as number one, yet his video coverage doesn't even show half of the shit that was wrong with that game. I mean the game was ass but Jim Sterling actually covered how fucked it was way better. Joe needs to rely less on stream coverage and get back to writing out more rants that actually articulate things that need to be bitched about in depth.

Look at my face, I'm so angry.

Now he's got Battlefield Hardline at number 10, yeah he's chatting shit about games he sucks at. If you take this into consideration it's not a worst games list, it's a games he's worst at list. Which is clearly what he's going for. Your also noticing that Battlefront isn't on the list, I bet Joe is saving that for the disappointments list. And again Joe uses video footage from other people because he's so damn lazy, and tons of video is also ripped straight his twitch because he's so god damn lazy again. I bet he didn't even fully play half of the games on this list and that Delrith told him what to put on the list. 

Now fuck off, I'm away to listen to Aqua's Megalomania again. What are you still doing here, gtfo maggot!

Mortal Kombat X PC Support Angry Rant!

Oh golly, an angry rant pah! Get out the banjo's and woodpeckers, Captain autismo is in da house!

Ah, how did that get there? Anyway moving on, Angry Joe did a rant video! OMG! SUCKER FOR A SUPERSTAR! Anyway why the hell is Joe acting like he's surprised? This is Warner Brothers, they have no respect for PC gamers. But does that mean Joe is wrong, obviously no. He's entirely right about the whole matter. What, were you expecting me to shitpost and hate the guy for no reason? Only when I'm drunk when dancing on the whirlpool.

AngryJoe Suicide Squad #2 Reaction!

Autism overload again, I mean this is what Angry Joe has become. Movie video's and paid promotions, leave it to a real human bean to ruin his own career and reputation. And in true modern Joe fashion he is not even angry at all, All he did was say he disliked Robocop and the Joker's gangsta teeth.That's basically it, oh and he seems to be enjoying it as usual because he's easily impressed. And why is he complaining about the teeth when didn't Batman break them or something like that? But I guess he's the type of fan who dislikes anything new, oh and he didn't know that one of the guys was Clint Eastwoods son, Scott Eastwood.

Down low: Somehow when he talk about marvel or disney movies somehow his ability to see flaws disappears, but when talking about DC movies , suddenly the ability to nitpick comes back.

AngryJoe Plays Hard West!

More like Angry Joe is a fucking soulless sellout, amirite? Shilling Sanchez is at it again, how many paid promotions is he going to do this year I wonder? And let's take into account that this is an INDIE GAME, I'm guessing Joe is a shit magnet nowadays for companies.

And looks like the Angry Army is out in force in the comments section, they are literally crying that other people are complaining about Joe not working on the top 10 video's, which he should be. I mean how can he be so busy but sticks out crap content like this, what a freaking liar, he always uses the sympathy card like a bitch. Whatever, just leave an angry comment and down vote the video, crap content shouldn't be tolerated.

AngryJoe Cowboy Action Shooting! [Hard West]

A paid promotion, sigh. And what the hell is wrong with the sound quality, couldn't Joe afford a better mic with all that Jew gold he gets from donations. And does Joe ever wash that Superman T-shirt? I swear he probably wears it to bed too. Anyway it's just a long and boring video of Joe shooting at the gun range, the only downside is that someone didn't shoot Angry Joe for being an illegal immigrant while he was there. Joe's stance and tone during the video is also both unprofessional and childish, I mean who the heck acts like an idiot out in the open? Oh wait I've answered my own question.

Verdict: Skip it, it's long, boring and a paid promotion. Sellout scumbag.

AngryJoe's The Division Gameplay & Impressions

Hey look it's that game that rips of Twelve Monkeys that was supposed to come out years ago, looks like shilling sanchez is at it again. It just looks like another "tactical bullet-spunge action" game that developers love to shove down people's throats, and not to mention that all the cool stuff that could have been in the game has been carved out, leaving us with a shell of it's former being. Don't you just love video games nowadays. And let's get onto the actual video, you ready brah?

The fucking Mexican sellout is already ass licking the developers and kissing their butts. ''It's feel kind of fresh'', REALLY? A fucking game that is similar to destiny? Get the fuck outta here you terrible person. Not to mention that Joe also SUCKS at this game just like all games, I mean he calls himself a gaymer and can't even play a babies game made by Ubisoft. And you are probably asking yourself "where is all the rage"? Well there ain't any because AngryJoe should change his name to SatisfiedJoe. Sometime even HypedJoe because he sure as hell ain't "askign the hard questions" like he wants you to believe. And isn't he going to make a video rant talking about how they are taking parts of the game to sell them as DLC ??

Whatever, the dude's a hack and everyone knows it. LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!