Thursday, 9 March 2017

Return to form? 2017 Forecast

Now I know that I haven't posted on this blog in ages, sorry about that but I have actually been really busy so any free time I do have naturally isn't going to be spent on this blog. Anyway let's get down to business. Frustrated Fernando has stated that this year he'll be keeping to a schedule, one month into January and he already has failed. Bravo, Joe! Clearly the fame is going to his head, and no not his brain unfortunately. I mean he's getting fatter and fatter every time he makes a video, I guess mountain dew and Doritos do that to you.

But let's ignore all the crap he's done over the last two months because it's mostly fluff and honestly I couldn't give a shit. Angry Joe thinks he can take on Nintendo by throwing one of his autistic fits on YouTube, hoping that his legion of fanboys will come to his aid and butt rape Nintendo into submission. Though we all know that won't happen because Joe hasn't got a chance seeing that he's violating their copyright and would have to be taken to court where he would cry a river of tears and get deported faster than his cousins. Even so Joe thinks that Nintendo is targeting him personally!!!!!

Let's just remind ourselves that this is only happening because Joe is trying to monetize the video! Otherwise Nintendo would have no problem with you making a video or review, but everyone just wants money because they are lazy fucks who can't get a real job. Internet nobodies and their internet welfare are the worst.

I mean it's got to end at some point but like a fucking cancer it just grows and grows, there's got to be something we can do about these sad fucks. Anyway that's all I've got for now. Keep me updated in the comments section because I can't be bothered to check up on whatever this taco head is doing. Later faggots.