Tuesday, 26 April 2016

Angry Joe goes to PAX and shills Lamborghini for Overwatch

Angry Joe shills for Overwatch meeting fake Tracer and pretty much says all kinds of shit that sounds like he is trying to sell you a fucking car, which he is. The dude acts like a kid in a candy store, I guess it must be him dreaming about when he will own one. Yet Joe brings this up and acts like he'll never get one because fuck you give me money. The driver also constantly has a phone on her lap, yeah I'd be ignoring Joe if he was in my car too. All in all Joe acts like a complete idiot thinking everyone knows about his e-fame, heck he even sticks the camera outside the car while it's driving like the complete moron he is. Shit's dangerous. Angry Joe looks so sad when he has to leave the car,

Look at this shit, Joe is recording with a mobile phone like a complete tool. He doesn't even look interested, look at that look on his face. 
He also took photos but makes the same face in every single one of them, Even though Joe was there for days running around like a spaz do we even know if he'll upload any video from it? And you know what the worst thing is? Joe and Delrith never went to the PAX East 2016 Diversity Lounge, it's sad because they would have fit right in.

Gaymer's and #Translivesmatter, get me the fuck out of here.


Angry Joe gets owned by Krauserlols on the AJSA Forum over Batman V Superman

Here Krauserlols again, this is just something i want to tell Joe before the Batman V Superman review. Dont be a fanboy like you where in Man of Steel review. Here are a few examples

13: 17 - When the Critic mentions that every time Klark's father opens his mouth is just saying how much of a messiah he is.
 At first Joe has a good point mentioning that part when his father says "Maybe let them die" is good cause truly his father doesn't know how to respond cause its either do it and show the world what his son is or keep his son's secret but let the kids die, even if Joe had trouble to express it.
But then at 14:43 the Critic explains his point, that everyone sees to just talk how important he is . Joe's answer to that? "He said it differently though..." and doesn't say why or give a counter argument.

16:05 - Angry Joe tries to defend Lois lane's character
Like he says she, at first, is a stronger character, actively looking for answers and has no time for the military's stupidity. Until, like the Critic says, seems like she got hit by the Nolan ray, turning into a cold thing who only talks about how everything around here is SO VERY IMPORTANT GUYS in that distinctive monotone tone.
Joe's answer? talk about how life sometimes can be "like that", life can be cruel and mentions the Lobster costume joke. And that's it, he doesn't make a point proving that the Critic was wrong that they aren't like that, just makes a joke about it and move on.

21:20 - Klark's father sacrifices himself for no reason.
Again the critic makes a good point, Klark's father sacrifices himself even though Clark could have easily saved the dog without using his power and in the worst case scenario he would be fine. But nooooo he had to let the tornado kill him so teach some sort of lesson to Clark.
And once again Joe's answer is dump and empty, he just says that Clark's father think he is right when Critic answers Joe proceeds to just confuse him, not content with that Joe says "that this move is deeper than you think, its raising question", sadly Critic just moves on and doesn't put him on his place. Like what kind of questions? how stupid and self important Clark's father is?

27:50 - Superman is Jesus
Once again Joe talks like he is right. When Critic mentions how heavy the symbolism and comparisons to Superman and Jesus are Joe just rambles about how "It's to show how he would be like more god or man? to show hes humble" Except it just doesn't, it's just to show Superman is god and we should bow to him, seriously did he really had to leave the ship in a cross shaped pose? like this is a video game and his model glitches into a T-pose.

My Problem with this Review is that Angry Joe talks more like a dump fanboy who think he is right, ignores obvious flaws and when said flaws are shown he tries to distract you from them. The only time Joe is right is at 33:00 the critic admits that the fight scene near the end is amazing, cause yeah it actually is a really cool fight.
I wanted the Joe who puts aside his fanboy within if something clearly sucks, points out flaws and recognizes the good things even in the worst of games. Take for example his Review of Injustice where he explain how he likes how he can keep the Super Hero Superman idea intact but he would have respected if they kept with their guns and went with the Evil Superman idea, or points out how the Good Superman at one point blast vehicles with people still in them cause Black Adam is throwing them at him.
Or his review of Halo 5: Shut up grown up are talking. The whole review discussing the few good points it has and how sad it is to be bogged down by its flaws like a boring story, stupid AI and the loss of the iconic split screen, CoD: Advanced Warfare, with its flaws, has a functional split screen for online that doesn't mess with the online experience, in my 5 year old Ps3 with a phone connection what's your excuse halo seriously.
Or perhaps you want an older review? like his top 10 (32) Reasons Fable III sucks, opening with how torn he was cause despite how much he loves the Fable Series he cant like Fable III for all the flaws it has. That Review was in 2011.
I want Joe to respect the words he said during his Halo review, many times. That he is the real fan of it cause he seen the flaws and want to inform them so they can fix them, not just gosh about how awesome and perfect everything is. I dont say he has to be agressive or just say that it sucks. If Joe likes the movie or not i want him to express his points, give counter arguments, give proof of his points. I want Joe to try and convince me to be on his side.
As a last example i want to point out the recent crossover of Bennett the Sage and Nostalgia Critic to review Speed Racer the movie. In it they make a good job at establishing that yes Bennett likes the movie, its not perfect and when NC points out flaws that Bennett can't deny, he agrees but when he sees something he likes, he defends it. Bennett even explains in the end why he doesnt hate Speed Racer as much as the rest, cause while it sucks at east you can see the effort that went into making it unlike other movies that are just directives (Dragon Ball Evolution anyone?).

In the End all i want to say is that, dont be a fanboy Joe, plz dont be a freaking fanboy.

If you like this or not just leave your comments, its just something i wanted to get out of my chest, i would gladly discuss my points though if im wrong.


Looks like he's done it for me, kek.

Tuesday, 19 April 2016

Angry Joe baits Xbots into attacking him over Quantum Break Review Score

Looks like Joe has given Quantum Break a 5/10 and has got a lot of flak over it, rightly so. Prior to posting the review he was calling out Xbox fans on Twitter . Anything to generate clicks right Joe? Grow up.

What a child. 
He has the gall to call someone else a corporate whore. 
Even everyone over on NeoGaf are all pointing out Joe's mistakes and saying all kinds of things about him, most of them being true. Like did you know that Joe is absolutely terrible at this game, that's probably one of the reasons he gave it a low score, I'd love to see him take on Dark Souls or some other game that wasn't made for babies like him. But then again Joe is the kind of guy who would do anything to get those precious YouTube clicks. Anyway's Joe's review is full of nitpicking, that's basically what he does in a nutshell. Honestly go watch someone else if you want a legit review of the game, try of Angry Centaur Gaming if you haven't already.

NeoGaf thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1208902

Saturday, 16 April 2016

Angry Joe Review Update and another sellout Loot crate video

tfw no seven dollars
It looks like this Mexican asshole is about to cry, aww poor baby needs to shill moar. He says like he always does that a review is coming, Quantum break to be exact, then he wants to do a Ratchet and Clank review as if he's even played a game in that series. Afterwards he wants to do a Battle fleet Gothic armada review since he's been shilling that game since forever because muh Warhammer obsession. He'll also be going to PAX EAST where he announced in advance that he'll be streaming battle born because muh paid promotion among other shit. And for some other bizarre reason he wants to do another Batman vs Superman video because that's where all the money is at right now, shitty movie related video for that easy YouTube money, what a scumbag.

He then goes on to say that you should support his "independent reviews channel", since when has he called what he does that? It seems that he's trying to portray himself as something he's not once again. You got to love it when Joe blames his health for the reason he can't put reviews out but that won't stop him from streaming on Twitch and making movie videos, under the weather my ass. He's a liar through and through. He also complains that he isn't part of a big company where he has over 200 employees like IGN or GameSpot, it seems to me that he's looking for something to complain about when it's his own fault that he isn't putting out reviews. The lazy fucking beaner of a whore.

What a load. 
He also put out another Loot Crate video to help support his channel because fuck you give me money. Looks like a sellout piece of shit does what a sellout does best, sellout.

Thursday, 14 April 2016

5 Movie video's in a week!

I mean golly, this is getting out of hand. In the past week alone Joe has put out 4 reaction videos, 1 movie review and one VR game review. The dude must have some priority problems because this isn't what most of his subscribers want. They want reviews, not some crappy video that takes him two seconds to make from Twitch footage. I mean he's been on Twitter and Twitch nearly every day shilling himself to make more jew money, and to make matters worse he's been putting Delrith on stream constantly when he's not there as if people want to watch that fat bastard.

And he's going to another stupid event to shill himself some more and suck developers cock to more interviews and paid promotions, how low can Joe go? It's one thing to "earn a living" playing video games like a retard but it's another thing to totally ignore what most of your fan base wants from you: REVIEWS! Maybe you should take that head out of your ass and give the people what they want instead of being an imbecile.

Because that's what we want.

This marks a change in post format because I'm getting fucking tired of covering every little damn thing, so you'll see posts about whatever ebin lulz that retard is up to.

Dreadhalls Angry Review [VR]

Looks like Joe has started to jump onto the meme wagon with VR games, sigh. He's skipped over so many games in recent times including major releases to shill random crap and he's now releasing reviews for VR games when he can't even keep up with normal video game reviews. Whatever the moron can run himself into the ground by doing this shit, I honesty don't give a shit anymore. So much that I can't even be bothered to watch this video.

Tuesday, 12 April 2016

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story - Angry Reaction

Really? Is he going to do a fucking trailer reaction for everything that bloody comes out? But whatever all his fans will eat it up like no tomorrow because muh Joe senpai. And Joe is a politically correct faggot who likes shit. Star Wars is ruined. Angry Joe is a social justice coward bitch. The strong and independent female leading role trope is getting so boring. Like every film today has one. Oh, and before the white knights swoop down to tear me apart - no, I'm not sexist nor misogynistic, I don't hate women, I'm just tired of the same thing being used too much lately. 

Don't become these guys either.
Joe entire reaction to the trailer "THERE'S A SAMURAI. I'm watching this!" What a retard, he's jumping onto the bandwagon to promote a popular series to make himself more popular to get those precious YouTube clicks. Whatever, don't even bother watching crap like this when you can form your own opinion and not be a sheep. 

Monday, 11 April 2016

Hardcore Henry Angry Movie Review

Angry Joe was really impressed by HARDCORE HENRY! All you need to know is that Joe is mentally retarded, he's by definition the retard in the corner jacking off at the family gathering. Case in point: Appealing to lowest common denominator...case in point is Joe.

I doubt much of you even know what this is from.
Why does Delrith looks like he about to have a stroke in the beginning, he's probably so fat his heart has trouble pushing the hamburger toothpaste that is his blood all the way up to his head. Not to mention that his voice is both annoying and grating to hear. But hopefully he won't be around for long, if the diabetes doesn't get to him it'll be the lack of sunlight and nutrition or his legs will crumble under his own monstrous weight. As for Other Joe, he's quiet as a mouse like usual. It's mainly a Joe and Delrith gay fest for the whole video, both of them talk over each other like it's a dick measuring contest.

And Joe always finds some random single point to pin on and make any other popular movie a 5/10, but this thing is a 9? How is that justified?

Angry Joe joins the OP (Online Preformers) Group

It looks like Joe has become a new client of the OP group. Apparently Joe needed representation because he wants to maximize profits to become an even bigger Jew lord.

These are the services they provide. 
He's got himself some online representation more or less, I guess this is directly related to him streaming on Twitch. This company provides a lot of services and they include helping you "grow" your channel by shilling the next big thing that appears on everyone's radar. That includes sponsored deals and game previews for Joe to shill, seems like he's got his priorities straight. I wonder what this means for his future? What do you think about this?

Friday, 8 April 2016

AngryJoe Plays Ashes of the Singularity (RTS)!

Well it looks like Joe has jumped onto Stardocks cock to do another promotional video because FUCK YOU GIVE ME MONEY.

Everyone in the comments section are seeing Angry Joe for what he truly is, petty and a sell out who only cares about the money. I think it's time to rename the show to the Angry Joe sellout show because that's what the writing on the wall says. Even though Delrith is actually trying to give his honest opinion Joe shuts him down by saying that everything in the game is awesome because shill tactic. The irony of this "paid promotion" by Joe is that it is so transparent as a blatant attempt to pull the wool over his fans eyes that he has actually had the opposite effect on potential buyers ... many here feel so betrayed that they (if they were on the fence to begin with) will now definitely not buy the game. No one with even a mediocre intellect will look upon this garbage as "value" for $44 just because Joe says so. Stay clear, stay queer guys.

Monday, 4 April 2016

AJ's Stellaris Developer Preview!

Who in their right minds wants to watch a 43 minute video? Even though I've kept my eye on this game every once in a while I just can't be bothered anymore. The 4X genre died long ago and every game that get's pumped out is either a steaming pile of shit or an unfinished mess with half the features that are supposed to be there. Also don't tolerate this type of content, no one subscribed for long and boring videos.

Get a load of Joe's video description:
So excited for this one guys! Its one of my favorite genres (4x - space empires) mixed with the depth of a Grand Strategy! Create your own empire, expand, and explore the galaxy! Then Conquer it!
In other words: Dude look at me trying to capitalize on people's dude weed lmao nostalgia, I totally know everything about this genre (seeing as it's my FAVORITE) and it's not like I'm just being a poser to gain internet cred. Please watch and subscribe to see me fail miserably playing video games.

AJ's Hearts of Iron IV Developer Preview!

Wow, just what the doctor ordered. Another boring ass video about a video game that no one cares about. Angry Joe just brings the viewers what they want most, except he doesn't. Joe is stupid as a pile of rocks, he is ass at strategy games or history/geography for that matter. You can see that this type of game is not for him. If someone gave him, for instance, an FPS, he would certainly do better, right? After all, he says that this is his first experience with grand strategies so that tells you how much he knows about the genre. The only reason he's trying to get into the new one is because it's more streamlined, which more or less means he's playing the retarded version.

How did that get there.
Personally this type of game is a meme game, it's really a huge steaming pile of shit that people keep buying every year. If I wanted to play something like this I would play the classic's which are genuinely good games, unlike there modern equivalent which is not a labor of love. And why the hell is paradox giving Joe a developers preview when most of his audience either doesn't play the games or knows nothing about them, Joe included. Whatever, later dudes.

Friday, 1 April 2016

Oculus Rift Angry Review

Hey look it's that meme tier garbage developers are trying to shove down our throats, please let this shit bomb. If I wanted a proper "VR" experience I'd go bleach my eyes and play the virtual boy. And isn't Joe going blind? Why is he using this shit when it will only make his condition worse. I also feel like this video is paid because they are obviously trying to sell this piece of shit to any body who will listen. A shill is a shill. Joe said he wants to start up a new review series even though he can't even keep up with his regular game reviews, looks like he's going to where the money is. The most retarded thing in this video is that Joe didn't even know his computer had 3.0 usb ports, I mean he buys an overrated piece of junk and doesn't even know what's in it. 999-come-on-now?

He should also give other Joe a better mike, you can barely hear the poor dude.  Why have the other guy there if he barely talks and every time he does Joe speaks over him?

Looks like Joe has been deleting comments because people made fun of him for not knowing he had a 3.0 usb port.
It wouldn't be the Gay faggot show without two mexican faggots.
All in all a terrible shill video from a good goy. See ya later you bunch of cucks.