Tuesday, 28 October 2014

AngryJoe & Boogie Play Farcry4! Co-op Impressions

AngryJoe & Boogie Play Farcry4! Co-op Impressions

Ah, rape face
Well Joe went to this paid promo event for Far Cry 4, and none other than some neckbeard by the name of "Boogie" played co-op with him. And man was this video painful to watch, from the grating voice of Boogie and the cackles of Angry Joe, it's a wonder I made it through in one piece. The video is mostly pure gameplay again and it get's boring real fast, and the constant yelling of Joe and Boogie just make it worse. And the audio is kinda messed up and sounds off, do they even test their equipment before they decide to record, you can even hear people in the background and the video is just full of noise. That video's bad, that's all you need to know, onto the comments.


A literal elephant in the room, then?

It's guys like this that give gamers a bad name, though his cosplay for that fat dude from Blade 1 is cool.
Let's alert the authorities and deport his ass.


  1. I wonder how the airplane managed to even fly boogie to Canada, must have been like that movie Operation Dumbo Drop.
    1. Probably just shoved his ass in the storage compartment.
    2. I feel sorry for the forklift that had to accomplish that. They probably had to decommission the poor thing. :(
  2. I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

    American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

    This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.


    1. Women are for fucking, they're not pieces of property anymore. Get over it already. Relationships, marriage? Fuck that shit, it's just holding you back anyway.
    2. oh look we got a faggot (terry)
      and to the other dude, all western women are like that and soon eastern too, theyre all infected by satan because we (the men) are pussies who dont defend god
    3. No offense but what world are you guys living in? Women are women no matter where you go, and they have right's too so don't disrespect them. Unless they deserve it, then by all means.
    4. ROFL I'm pretty sure your mum beat you with a wooden spoon when you were a kid harry. Listen and I'll share a little secret with you; getting pussy is easy when you realize that women are just hormonally driven beasts just like us. It's only when you start thinking that you're something that you're not, and pretending that women are something they're not that life gets hard for you and you end up jacking off into a sock every night.

      Ciaran: I don't see it as a matter of respect, just a matter of realizing reality. Man or woman, we're here to fuck.

Monday, 27 October 2014

27/10/2014 - Twitter Madness

27/10/2014 - Twitter Madness

Well after last weeks Gamer Gate discussion on Twitter, it seems that Joe has gone back to the usual crap he posts on Twitter.

Who cares what he thinks about random movies, and he still hasn't re uploaded his Edge of Tomorrow review
Now that's badass, wonder what Joe's gonna be wearing.
He better be reviewing the new Call of Duty and really who the hell cares about Civilization anymore?
Why does he mention the price? That would be like the Red Cross telling people in Africa how much there aid costs while giving it out for free.
Angry Joe and another neckbeard let's play, it's people like this who give gamers a bad name.
This coming from the guy who lied about having seven dollars in his pocket. Now that's pathetic.

That that week was uneventful expect for the review announcements.

1 comment:

  1. lol indeed who the hell cares about civ anymore.
    The series has gone downhill since civ2, 3 was decent 4 was decent and 5 sucked.

    Joe only got into the series @4 or something so he doesnt even know that and thinks its some kind of amazing game, of course a retarded no skills having gamer like him isnt going to notice the horrible AI and all the things that destroy the modern civs.

    We also all know Joe is going to hype the shit out of the new game for no reason, hell this time even the hardest modern civ fanboys are saying its a huge dissappointment. But just watch this more do a salespitch again... SalespitchJoe!!

Saturday, 25 October 2014

An insider look on the Angry Army

An insider look on the Angry Army

"Shit eating grin"
Well a little birdy sent me a rather interesting email recently, and it was about the Angry Army and how badly it is managed. The guy had a lot to say and I'll break down the information for people to understand.

PS4 Raffle

Remember Joe did this back when the next-gen consoles came out, apparently the contest did end and the guy who got the PS4 made an Angry Army account and won the raffle within two days of registering. And the guy hasn't even been active since 4th December, was this a scam since it could have been a fake account or did the guy just not care anymore? But there was a guy on YouTube who made a video on the matter, he did some research and apparently it was illegal for Joe to hold this raffle since it was for a for-profit organization.

This is the guy who won the PS4: http://angryjoeshow.com/ajsa/user/26338-deathkr/
Watch this video to get the low down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnULO1K011o

The Founder's Club

Now this is just pathetic, people shelling out 50 dollars a month for Angry Joe. And just look at what you get for it:

This is an outrage, even if the people are giving their money freely, where does Joe get the gall to charge this amount. This is just proof that he is only in it for the money, he doesn't even give you a subscription to his Twitch when you pay for this, this is a joke. And it's even more sad considering that Joe doesn't even interact with them because apparently he's too busy "working", or playing with himself. And it get's even worse because people have donated up to 1000 dollars on Joe's lazy ass and he doesn't even give a shit, you'll be lucky enough to get a simple thank you message.

Take a look at the circle jerking: http://angryjoeshow.com/ajsa/donate/view-top-donors/

Is the Angry Army a Pyramid Scheme?

Just think about it for a second, people join the Angry Army and people see the Angry Army and go and see what they're all about. This in turn leads them to Angry Joe, they are practically a free advert for Joe and his moneyfaggory. And he never once interacted with the community outside of "organized events", which rarely happen, and when people complained about this they were met with silence from "high command". What a way to treat his fans.

Video Game hoping

If guess every gamer does this since a new game comes out and they want to play it, but when you have a community and you have dedicated servers for you to play on this isn't an option. Because you have a duty to play those old games you create clans for, not just leave them at the wayside. And then again Joe only plays games which will gain him maximum exposure, that's why he's constantly jumping around the place like Mexican Jumping Bean. Because when Joe leaves everyone leaves and barely anyone plays the older games, take Planetside 2 for example: they almost maxed out their players but when Joe stopped playing they could barely manage to get a full team.

The Merchandise Team

Because apparently he was too lazy to do it himself, you don't even need me to tell you this, just look at his uninspired store and you'll see for yourself. People pitched ideas to Joe so he could make money off his fans, from fridge magnets to Dracula vibrators (guess the reference), Joe has it all. Though he never ever said thanks to his fans who did this, it was up to the "council members" because he didn't give a flying fuck.

But like all great movies you must start and end with a quote.

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink."


  1. these idiots are trying to grab what cash they can before the entire internet spits em out and wants em dead
  2. Pretty much. The bubble is going to burst and they getting all they can.
  3. I was a member of the Angry Army when it first started in Nov 2013. It went straight to hell so fucking fast.

    The forums are run like a goddamn concentration camp. You're not allowed to talk about Net Neutrality, video game violence in the media, or any thing else they deem "political." (even if it isn't really political) Also all the news is filtered through a mod who is the only one allowed to start topics in the News forum ROFL. (that's some real Nazi shit right there) Threads would also be locked/deleted left and right for no good reason by the fucking mods.

    It didn't take long for tons of people to start getting banned and/or leave the forums for good. Some would make posts saying why they're leaving the forums (mainly the way the mods/admins run the fucking place) and they'd get banned too.

    Anyway, I got banned shortly after another poster made a thread about net neutrality. His post got locked and he was banned and a mod said at the end of the post that if you want to talk about certain topics make a request in the Suggestions forum to get the rules changed.

    So I wrote a polite post about why we should be allowed to talk about net neutrality and it was deleted by TonsOfFat and he PMed me suspending me, basically calling me a piece of shit and said "If you don't' like it LEAVE!" I then gave the mods/admin the ol FUCK YOU when I was unsuspended and got banned permanently.

    The AA is a fucking joke. No one uses the game servers anymore and there are barely even 20 people on the forums at any given time out of a subscriber base of 1.6 million. All the in game guilds are mostly dead and Joe never interacts with the AA outside of rare events like Ciaran said.

Thursday, 23 October 2014

AngryJoe Reviews Allegiant Airlines!

Well this was actually a funny video, albeit not even video game related but it was still enjoyable and it's funny to see Joe and Tons0fun act like a bunch of idiots. Though I don't see why he's complaining that much when he's on a bare bones airline and he's probably in the cheapest class, and seeing how the airline business isn't getting any easier nowadays Joe should be a little more understand.

Man is he pregnant or is that a beach ball?
Though Tons0fun does seem to have put on a ton of weight since the last time he appeared, damn man there's liking food and then there's having a beach ball as a stomach, the guy needs some help. Anyway go watch the video and laugh for a bit or don't, the comments won't be posted this time since it's mostly people asking for reviews or just posting that they liked the video.

1 comment:

  1. Confused Matthew is not funny, another reason why Angry Joe is better than him

AngryJoe Plays Farcry 4 - Impressions

AngryJoe Plays Farcry 4 - Impressions

This video is 30 minutes of unedited gameplay of Angry Joe playing Far Cry 4. The other five minutes has Joe talking about what he liked and what he didn't like. Joe laughs and cackles when he kills wolves or wolves in the game, is this some kind of turn on for him? But when he kills and skins a tiger he shows remorse, this guy is a total moron. When he attacks a base he can't handle them so he runs away, why is he scared of dying when is only playing the game in a closed setting and not his home.

And just look at how he's playing the game, using a rocket launcher to take out a single dude planting a bomb, what an idiot. He doesn't even mention how non-interactive the entire game is. He's also "role playing" his was through the entire thing and it really isn't interesting because he's just filling the void of silence with nonsense. He failed mission six times and tried it again, Joe must be seriously retarded if he can't do this. It's not the game its just that he's a terrible player. At least he says it's just like Far Cry 3 but anyone could tell you that, and he says he's gonna upload another let's play with a neckbeard, oh great. Anyway onto the comments.

That's because Joe is a tool.
Wouldn't be the first time for Joe.

That's because Joe was playing on easy mode and was still finding it hard.


  1. Got bored after about 3 minutes and there weren't even any decent flame wars in the comments to keep me interested. What a waste of a video.

Monday, 20 October 2014

Angry Joe and Gamer Gate

Well it seems this all started because Todd in the Shadows (Kenneth Munson) said that Jew Wario (Justin Carmical) would not support Gamer Gate, he's basically using a dead guy to push his own agenda. That's a whole bucket of worms on it's own but then Angry Joe decided to join in on the conversation and back up Todd up by saying that Justin would "not support online harassment of women". Where do they get the balls to speak for the dead, they are literally putting words in his mouth, even if they did know him that doesn't give them the right to speak for him.

And then someone mentions that Angry Joe made money off of Jew Wario's death, and then that lead to insults being thrown left and right. But apparently Joe thinks that Gamer Gate is only about the harassment of women, I'm guessing his ex girlfriend is still chirping in his ear. And then Joe started taking the righteous stance but luckily there was people who were debunking him, but Joe just responded with "this GamerGate thing is scaring me cuz ppl like you.". So Joe is ignoring the facts and saying that one guy represents the entirety of Gamer Gate. It's clear that Joe doesn't understand anything about GG since he can't even form a coherent opinion on the matter.


  1. What did you expect from someone who falls for plastic tranny's? Dude is a creepy gaylord without a single working brain, so why would anyone even care about his gamergate opinion?

    He is too dumb to discuss that type of stuff and is too plasticwhipped to even speak his mind.
  2. Them using a dead person to make their own arguments "stronger" or to make money AGAIN is sickening too, I cant understand these sick fuckers still have any fans left.
    1. Joe should just dig up Jewario's corpse and have butt sex with it on camera for money. He knows he wants to.
  3. Joe is pathetic and so is the other guy. Big surprise what Joe thinks GG is. Complete moron.
    1. If #NeckbeardGate wasn't a bunch of basement dwelling man children pitching a fit because they can't get a girlfriend more people would probably take them seriously.
    2. retard you lucky my comment did get trough to expose how dumb you are
    3. I'm assuming you're talking to other guy harryvdlaan
  4. Confused Matthew sucks, I just want remind people that, and focus their anger on him

Sunday, 19 October 2014

Alien: Isolation Angry Review

Other Joe pictured in his I Know What You Did Last Summer Cosplay
Come on Joe, more lame sketches that go nowhere. Though I will say that Other Joe would make a great serial killer or rapist, just look at that picture above and tell me otherwise. Anyway he does a decent Job of showboating the game but fails to mention any critical response to the games shortcomings, it may be a good game but that doesn't mean he has to praise the game. Like people have said in the comments, he's not Angry at all over anything just happy. He also doesn't mention the graphical and cut scene problems in the console versions, probably since his review copy was for the PC or he was being cheap and not reviewing the console version since the PC release is cheaper. And apparently he's an Alien's fanboy now, he said the same thing when Godzilla came out and we all know how that worked out for him.

Joe takes a random jab at Call of Duty because he thinks that the people who call for action only want explosions in their games, this coming from the guy who has never reviewed a Call of Duty game. Heck even Kevin Spacey has played more Call of Duty than Angry Joe, and that's a fact. He complains about the backtracking aspect of the game, even though it's there for when you get better equipment so you can go back and explore new areas that were previously inaccessible. Just like Dead Space or Assassins Creed, but Joe probably never played those games so why would he understand.

And in the end he gave the game an 8/10, even though ratings shouldn't depend if you're a fan of a franchise or not.

Let's look at some comments:

This guy proves that Joe is wrong about the backtracking aspect of the game, again Joe must not  have much experience with that gameplay mechanic even though tons of games have it

That's because he's a console player, a real PC gamer would never use a controller with a PC
They are always lame

Joe found the game hard because he's terrible at playing games

Well he never mentioned the studdering cutscenes so why would he mention anything else


  1. I cant believe people actually watched him play that. Wtf is fun about watching a horror game getting streamed with out the atmosphere needed... Its just these 2 clowns getting horny about people subscribing to twitch and screaming like 2 gay kids whenever something happens on screen... sigh humanity sigh....

    For the review itself it was sickening, it was a sales pitch not a review. All he rambled on about is how much he loves aliens and the good points of the game. Forgetting the negative completely and not even lookin at the game like hmmm its a 1 trick gimmick game....
  2. He ignores SOM for this garbage? Worse all people flock to it like it is the truth. God Joe do not touch Lords of The Fallen.
  3. Working Joe, the exact opposite of Angry Joe.