Thursday, 9 March 2017

Return to form? 2017 Forecast

Now I know that I haven't posted on this blog in ages, sorry about that but I have actually been really busy so any free time I do have naturally isn't going to be spent on this blog. Anyway let's get down to business. Frustrated Fernando has stated that this year he'll be keeping to a schedule, one month into January and he already has failed. Bravo, Joe! Clearly the fame is going to his head, and no not his brain unfortunately. I mean he's getting fatter and fatter every time he makes a video, I guess mountain dew and Doritos do that to you.

But let's ignore all the crap he's done over the last two months because it's mostly fluff and honestly I couldn't give a shit. Angry Joe thinks he can take on Nintendo by throwing one of his autistic fits on YouTube, hoping that his legion of fanboys will come to his aid and butt rape Nintendo into submission. Though we all know that won't happen because Joe hasn't got a chance seeing that he's violating their copyright and would have to be taken to court where he would cry a river of tears and get deported faster than his cousins. Even so Joe thinks that Nintendo is targeting him personally!!!!!

Let's just remind ourselves that this is only happening because Joe is trying to monetize the video! Otherwise Nintendo would have no problem with you making a video or review, but everyone just wants money because they are lazy fucks who can't get a real job. Internet nobodies and their internet welfare are the worst.

I mean it's got to end at some point but like a fucking cancer it just grows and grows, there's got to be something we can do about these sad fucks. Anyway that's all I've got for now. Keep me updated in the comments section because I can't be bothered to check up on whatever this taco head is doing. Later faggots.

Friday, 13 January 2017

Angry Joe reacts to lack of reviews

Joe says he's stretched to the limit with their current schedule, guess why they are behind: Joe is being lazy and claims the skits in his reviews are what takes most of the time working on reviews which is total bullshit. Joe says he has depression which is also bullshit. Muh depression muh YouTube is hard work. Grow a spine and admit that you are a lazy fuck Joe.

He claims that he wants 2017 to be a clean slate even though he said the same things last year, and all we got from that was a big load of shit.  He claims reviews have never had negative comments which just goes to show that he doesn't even read the comments section at all. Joe even admitted that movie reviews are easy, the first truthful thing he has said in a long while.

This is what he wants to do monthly:
  • 4 movie reviews a month (1 a week)
  • 2 reviews a month
  • Wants more let's plays
  • More twitch
  • Promotional videos
  • board games
  • Vlogs (claims the fat fuck Boogie influenced him, in other words told him)
Twitch is their only source of happiness I mean money, won't stop at it. Joe will buy every game twice for console impressions which is plain stupid and we know he won't do it. He has the gall to claim he is a variety channel as he will not making a second channel for all the crap he makes which is way more content but it's not just reviews just crap.

And I forgot to post this article weeks ago but I forgot about it, whoops.

Wednesday, 9 November 2016

Angry Joe's reaction to Donald Trump winning the presidency

Angry Joe live streamed his reaction to the American Election results, much to his viewers dismay he wore a trump hat and gushed as he came out for some reason. He later went nuts on twitter, posting all kind of stuff trying to defame Trump and ruin his reputation. Posting content from meme tier political websites that can't be trusted, as expected from someone who does not know what they speak of.

He swung insults left and right to all members of the political spectrum, even lashing out against the Democrats on Twitter. Even admitting that Hilary's email scandal lost her the election. But I'm guessing she lost the election because ANGRY JOE VOTED FOR HER!

Heck he even retwetted a Hitler and Donald Trump comparison, literally no argument whatsoever.

I wonder if he's talking about his ex girlfriend Megamanda here, probably is seeing as he's still butt hurt over her. Angry Joe probably couldn't handle it, that's why he started drinking like a real beaner.

He should stick to videogames, he really has no clue what he's talking about. I mean he tried to say that most people who voted for trump are poor ass uneducated white people, really? He's just as bad as those Hilary supporters who spew all kinds of vile shit.  But you want to know what the funny thing is? Most of his viewers are probably white males. Here's a quote from Joe: "Obama's a if that's a bad thing". Typical regressive leftist piece of shit. Jose is grasping at straws with shit like this and his "kill Obama" segment he had in that video he made. He'll harp on that but will ignore the thousands of people (black lives matter) screaming "Kill White people" on twitter, reddit, tumblr etc. I think manbaby Joe should stick to video games before he gets his ass handed to him again.

Sunday, 6 November 2016

Angry Joe is now a reaction/filler channel

That's right boys and girls, Angry Joe is now a meme tier reaction channel. Though I'm sure most of you already know that if you've been keeping up with what fat Fernando has been doing in the past months. All he does it react to stuff that happens nowadays, be that YouTube related crap, copyright, movie reviews/reactions and news. He's not creating any original content besides reviews. This is all due to him aiming for the dollar dollar that he's become obsessed over.

Take the recent Alienware paid promotion for example, which he didn't disclose by the way. He causes a stink and plays the underdog to gain sympathy from retards on the internet. Either way his retarded fanbase will stroke his ego. Alright that was a bit unrelated to the matter at hand but what the heck, it's my blog. Anyway you get the point: Angry Joe reacts to any and everything that get's released nowadays to gain epenis and jew gold for all the new crap that comes out. I'll list all the reaction type stuff he's doing over the last few weeks.

  • Hacksaw Ridge Movie Review
  • Call of Duty on PC Angry Rant!
  • Doctor Strange Angry Movie Review
  • OtherJoe Plays Outlast 2!
  • Amazon FAILS w/ Titanfall 2 - Angry Rant
  • MS Announces Beam & VR - Angry Reaction
  • Ouija: Origin of Evil Movie Review
  • Jack Reacher Never Go Back Angry Review
  • Nintendo Switch Angry Reaction
  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 - Teaser Angry Reaction
  • Red Dead Redemption 2 Teaser Angry Reaction!

And this is only a few weeks. As you can see he's reacting to new stuff, not even bothering to do original content or proper reviews. I guess it's just easier for him seeing as he hasn't give a shit what his viewers want in years.

Yes Joe is was you and only you that made them reverse their decision.

In his recent Call of Duty rant video  he apologizes for lack of reviews, saying he tried to do everything at once. Says he might have to do vlog reviews instead of rapid fire or proper angry reviews. Complaining that he can only do a review when the game comes out because nobody will want to watch it and give him money, oh boo fucking hoo Joe you can't have your cake and eat it you lazy beaner. I hope trump deports you. And you want to know what the biggest load of shit I've heard from him recently? He claims a single angry review takes WEEKS to do. Yeah I'm pretty sure he pulled that number out of his unwashed asshole.

Purrluna dumps Angry Joe

Looks like Miss Slut Central Purrluna has admitted on stream chat that she is no longer with Angry Joe. Get a load of this startling revelation below:

Anyway she left Texas a few weeks ago after raising a stink with Angry Joe for a while, to this day we can be certain the only reason she went over to Angry Joe was to increase her viewers and cross over with a big gaymer on YouTube and Twitch. Not to mention be a slut. I think this image is becoming ever more relevant.

Anyway, that's it for this time.

Wednesday, 2 November 2016

Angry Joe's Alienware Paid Promotion with Chloe Mortez

Looks like the hungry hippo's known as Angry "fuck my shit up" Joe and Chloe Moretz have finally done a crossover. Isn't that what you would expect on the Angry Joe Show? Yeah, didn't think so. There's a lot of things wrong with this video but the most glaring one is that Joe is now trying to push the political agenda of Feminism and Hilary Clinton with this video and what he's posting in the comments section. You can see it below:

That's right, Angry Joe has taken the next step forward to becoming a nu-male cuck, I can't wait until he starts accepting immigrants into his home to be more progressive. Oh wait I forgot to say that Chloe "career killer" Mortez is in this video. If there was one cross over I would want to see it would be this:

A match made in heaven. And I know she does this jokingly, probably thinking she is some fragile cute girl and this will look funny. But she actually looks like she could beat up Joe. Those shoulders, those hands, those pythons. Honestly she could probably take Joe in a fight, in a paid promotion by Alienware or on the street. 

I mean hell have you see what Angry Joe has become? He's been packing on the pounds lately, I guess all those seven dollar meals are getting to him. Also seeing as this video is part of Broforce's Alienware paid promotional campaign which Chloe Mortez has been a part of with YouTube Gaming it's only naturally that Angry "beaner" Joe was a part of this sellout. That's it for this time, back sometime in the future. Peace out.

Sunday, 23 October 2016

Angry Joe burns his finger and other updates

Well it looks like overweight Ortega has done it again, he's went and burned his fat "gaying" finger. Get it? Because he shoves it up Other Joe's and Delrith's ass, heh heh. Whatever. Also it seems that Angry Joe has been releasing lots of content recently, none of that being worth your time. Well maybe the we wuz Mafia and Shit 3 review but honestly most of what he's released is a big steaming pile of shit. I mean since his YouTube rant he's released:
  • 4 Let's play video's
  • 8 Reaction video's
  • 1 Review
And a few random video's that you don't really need to worry about except this:

What expression is he trying to convey?
 That's right: Pie Face! Clearly the first thing that comes to mind when you think Angry Joe, right? I mean who is this video aimed at? Seeing at it's from his Twitch streams it's for his autistic 12 year old audience. Oh and the sucks blog got taken down twice in the span of a month. What else is new?