Sunday, 28 September 2014

28/09/2014 - Twitter Madness

It's been a generic week over at Angry Joe's Twitter so don't blame me for the lack of colorful posts. Joe's probably restraining himself because he isn't posting as much as the last couple of weeks. Though other than the picture of someone looking like Joe getting arrested, there isn't much to laugh at, anyway let's begin.

Joe lives in the world where you don't pay for disc locked content
Not too different from the average Mexican then
Yeah Joe we all know you have a hard-on for Wonder Woman
I bet you he won't upload any to YouTube or even review it
What's wrong with you Joe, the Total War series is as innovative as Call of Duty
How about you buy the game like a regular Joe (pun intended) instead of being a cheap bastard
I'm amazed that he even remembered it
Why is Joe complaining when he roll's in the big bucks over at Twitch and from his YouTube video's

Well did you get your weekly fix, be that either your Doritos and Mountain Dew fetish or your Twitter Madness fetish (if applicable). Why are you still here? Get lost!


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  2. Joe makes close to a thousand or more on twitch subs alone, not even counting his youtube income. He is Corporate Commander.
    1. And yet he refuses to do reviews unless he gets a FREE review copy of a game. He's Angry Jew.
    2. I know, I saw on Twitter that he was complaining about not getting a review copy, what a low life
    3. Terry your as much of a Nazi douche as that fascist Confused Matthew
  3. Fuck this racist blog, why dont you go back to Europe and take the other enthnocentrtic Confused Matthew with you.

    As a Hispanic Im mad at these racist comments against Mexicans
    1. Dude I obviously don't hate Mexicans, it's written in a comedic fashion and it may seem racist but it's there for comedic relief.

Destiny - AngryJoe's Post-Review Discussion

When I saw this video I thought it might actually be something constructive that Joe had done, but you know what, it's basically Joe showing us part of a discussion him and Delrith were having. He even said this himself, it wasn't anything organized it was spontaneous and he just decided to record it and upload it. And is this going to be a thing, Joe randomly having his neckbeard buddy appearing on the show from now on. And what was up with that look that Delrith had, he looks like he's gonna murder someone. Maybe he heard everybody calling him a neckbeard, that or a Muslim  (Politically sensitive joke removed). 
Those eyes...
With that out of the way, let's talk about the actual video. Joe does make valid points about Destiny but it's just the tone in which he says it, a long story short Joe and the neck beard rant for a while on the game and basically say that Bungie has no clue how to make games and that they know how the game "should" have been made. It would be alright if they said this calmly but they had a dead serious tone the whole time which just shows how big their ego's are. And how can the video be called a discussion when it's just them two agreeing with what each other says, it's like they blow each other though knowing that Joe is single and it's mostly dude's on his show you could say that it's a possibility. See saved you from reading paragraphs, would you rather I bullet point it?


That's what happens when two friends talk, all they do is agree with each other
Because the neck beards are taking over
Because it's currently popular to go with the trends and hate on the game, that's the type of guy Joe is
Yeah, Delrith's looking like the guy from Blade


  1. Good old queen of the neck beard Delrith. He lets us all know how awesome he is by having that first place in back ground from a while ago and then spews out, Dhur we want alien weapons it not so hard to balance them", of course coming to this conclusion based on his years of game development...oh wait.
    1. That guy Delrith really seems to have a chip on his shoulder, just because he plays game's doesn't mean he knows how to make them.
  2. Pretty cool that Joe let Sasquatch on his show. I wonder if he gave him any beef jerky.

Wednesday, 24 September 2014

Destiny Angry Review

Angry Joe may have criticized many parts of this game but he is basically saying everything all other gamers and news outlets have already said because he plagiarized other reviewers articles. He even pointed this out himself on twitter, he does rant a lot in this review and it is warranted but he should have took a breath and thought it out before acting like a child who lost his candy. He says that when you meet the queen that it's setting stuff up which will be sold for DLC even though it's gonna be a public event so he's wrong on that one. He's just stating his opinion with no facts to back it up, he wastes so much time in this review stating the obvious pandering to the idiots with a lack of common sense. 

Taking what he said into account he still didn't mention may crucial facts about the game that people wanted to hear about, I'll bullet point them for convenience.
  • Barely mentioned the multiplayer
  • Didn't mention the public events
  • Didn't mention game modes
  • Didn't mention different weapon types
  • Vehicles, something he complained about in his interview but didn't mention in his review
  • Different enemy types
  • The console differences
  • The Free Updates
He was expecting the game to be something that never was, if he thought the games main focus was supposed to be clans, story, and the lore he is a fool. The games focus is playing with your friends and having fun, nothing else and it succeeds with flying colors in that regard. 

But in the end of the day you could say it's a flawed game, but it's still fun to play and everyone keeps coming back. Everyone was expecting it to be the new Halo and it wasn't so they just hated on the game without realizing what is was, Joe is one of these people and is just going with the flow. A 6/10 may be justified in some cases but it deserves more than that since it's a pretty damn good game and people were expecting the wrong thing.

Also notice how Joe is advertising the PS4 console by placing it in clear view when he's on the couch, and how he's using the PS4 version for the review. He's been jumping on the bandwagon again.


Need anything more be said
Someone who has seen the light
Exactly, this guy get's this game and understands that Joe is a retard.a
Because 12 year old retards, that's why


  1. Joe also fucked over Destiny players by revealing the Murder Cave of Wonders to his massive audience. Now watch it get patched. Also it is official now that Joe is a bandwagon jumping Sony Pony.
    1. Do you know that Joe was a bandwagon jumbing Microsoft fanboy before 2014? He only reviewed Xbox 360 and PC games. And when people asked him why he didn't buy a ps3 he said, "Oh ! I am sorry guys, I'm TOO POOR to buy a ps3!" He was clearly making fun of Sony for putting a huge price on the ps3. With all that , he is a 'sonypony'!
      And what is his verdict for Killzone : Shadowfall? 6/10. Yep, some 'Sony pony'
    2. You know who's more prejudiced Confused Matthew, who actually think Khan being played by White guy taking a job from a minority is less of a big deal than a few plot holes, I suspect he's very enthnocentrtic because of his dislike of anime from his review of Miyazaki's movie, maybe because he think Japanese people are inferior animators.

      Confused Matthew is the worst film critic, Angry Joe is superior to him in basically any other way, why dont you get mad at him instead
  2. I actually thought Joe was being his classic old self for once again finally. This seemed honest frustration with another terrible game which was hyped like crazy. I support him on this one even though I still hate his sellout ass
    1. A more fair review than that douchebag Confused Matthew, your actually mad at this, go watch Confused Matthew review Guardians of the Galaxy, that review sucks.

      Angry Joe will always be better than Confused Matthew, like how Megadeth is better than Metallica, if you can at least admit that I will count that as a personal victory

Sunday, 21 September 2014

21/09/2014 - Twitter Madness

Well it's that time of the week again, no not getting ass raped by a clown but it's Twitter Madness. Anyhow Joe's been going ape shit on Twitter because he's having a meltdown over everyone asking him for video's.

What an idiot, how can he take any game media website seriously when they don't even review games properly!
Money faggory ahoy!
He got the review out one week after he said he would
Editing 12 hours straight my ass, he's just picking a number from his ass, what a tool!
What a fucking retard, can't he do anything right?
Wait he had it done and re-did the review because he didn't like it, what the hell is wrong with him!
Uhm, yay?

Well that was it for the week, stay tuned for the destiny review post.


    Joe is gay for brad pitt!! what a fucktard xd
    Troy was pretty horrible outside of some fights
    1. Homophobe. George Takei may read this comment in disdain

      Ps Confused Matthew still sucks, but not "gay" it's not nice to use the term as derogatory

Monday, 15 September 2014

AngryJoe Plays Destiny - Pre-Review Impressions

Is this going to become the norm for Joe, talking about a game for a couple of minutes then showing a long ass let's play session, because it seems like that's what he's going for. Also he's playing Destiny on the PS4 because he's shilled out to hashimoto, that and he's a faggot. Basically it's him summarizing what he liked and what he didn't like about Destiny, though he could have said the game is basically firefight from Halo except an entire game. And in the actual review he'll probably yap his mouth off as usual instead of summarizing his sentences, and this is why people still say Joe is such an amateur at anything video game related. We'll just have to wait and see how he messes up in the actual review so in the meantime check out the comments below:

A typical Angry Army faggot response, maybe if Joe took that stick out of his ass then he could get some stuff done but as usual he let's his dick riding fanboys do all the work for him.
Reviews take time dude but we all know that Joe will take his sweet ass time as usual
I think this guys onto something
It seems like this guy has cleaned Joe's dick a couple of times already, what a total retard
I'm pretty sure that this actually happened, Photoshopped images coming soon

Well that was his Pre-Review Impressions video, now wasn't that bore fest fun, if you said no then well done you get a golden star. If you said yes you can just go to the nearest hospital and get butt fucked by the Mexican janitor with a funny eye and an eye patch because reasons. And just like the Archfiend, have a nice day everyone, fucking idiot.


  1. The funny thing about this is Joe pretending on Twitter like he's the one who came up with the "Traveler is evil" hypothesis when it was actually some chick on Kotaku who did rofl.
    1. We all know Joe plagiarizes stuff from other people, how do you think he makes his reviews?
  2. Its really amazing how many effor you put into a blog what only a few reads. So You doing this since March 16.

    That was 189 Days ago. You got 100 PAGE views per day. Less than 100 people visiting your blog. And I'm not counting refreshing the page You ain't gonna change anything. You can continue you hate-speech against somebody You clearly dont like. But you know what. Continue that. Reply me in an offending/douchy way... or just ignore me.. This is the last time I visited this page... Ops.. You just lost 1% off your views... or maybe more. Bye. Enjoy your life
    1. Learn how to spell dude, and do you expect me to wear a top hat while I type? BTW we all know you'll be back because your a greese ball, that and you probably turn tricks at a gas station. And I'm not doing this because of the views but to let people know what that asshat that calls himself angry Joe is up to, good day sir.
    2. English is not my first language...

      "BTW we all know "

      We... theres no we. Nobody beside you... Name one person who has the same view as you.. no... or maybe you are a schizophrenic person. That explains alot
    3. Haha, look at this guy white knighting for Angry Jew, what a pussy. Guess what kid, Joe doesn't even know who the fuck you are. He isn't going to thank you for riding his dick, he isn't going to pat you on the head and say "good boy" for being his white knight. You are nothing to him, he only cares about $$$ which is ironic considering he has no fucking clue how to run a business.
    4. What did I say, I knew you would come back. And dude look through the YouTube comments and the discussion on his YouTube account, the anger is all there. So no, it's not just me but a large percentage of his fanbase. And take Terry "Chocolate Orange" Brandstrom's advice, Joe ain't gonna let you touch his dick so stop sticking your ass in the air.
    5. Couldn't agree more. The dude is obsessed with the guy. Who sits and nit picks at every single thing a person making a living does? It's weird and strange. I think someone secretly has a crush on AJ.
    6. I never ever stated I was obessed with Angry Joe. I mean... wow. I never even commented on his videos. Not even part of his community. Not even following him on twitter. I just enjoy his videos. Also I only stated STATS.... you know. Numbers doesn't lie to you? So please don't state something what isn't true... Its really childis. Yes I was defending him, BECAUSE I DO enjoy his reviews, and I find it "weird" that someone makes a weekly blog how someone sucks.... But I never Circle Jerked around him... Check my history again... its a pity you took my comments out of context but oh well. Btw checking history.. You are strangly obsessed with him. No lie. You talk about every twitter he made, every comment he posted and EVERY video he recorded. I mean. Wtf..

      But... you know what, You are right, I'm a mean person when I got stated here that I want to have gay Sex with Angry joe, Or I look like a rapist. Yeah clearly I'm full of hate!

      So You win, please continue with your Amazing site...
    7. If you don't like how I do things then fine, your free to voice your opinion but you gotta stop taking things so seriously dude. As for the other guy why would you think I've got a "crush" on Angry Joe? That's just weird and wrong, why do you?
  3. Wow, that's the most childish and juvenile website, full of 12 year olds with anger issues going through puberty I've ever seen.
  4. he is just exposing what a low life, lieing son of a bitch that fat fucker really is.

    He isnt a champion for gamers against the corporations, he is stabbing us all in the back while making thousands of dollars.

    fuck him and his gay little 'army'