Thursday, 9 March 2017

Return to form? 2017 Forecast

Now I know that I haven't posted on this blog in ages, sorry about that but I have actually been really busy so any free time I do have naturally isn't going to be spent on this blog. Anyway let's get down to business. Frustrated Fernando has stated that this year he'll be keeping to a schedule, one month into January and he already has failed. Bravo, Joe! Clearly the fame is going to his head, and no not his brain unfortunately. I mean he's getting fatter and fatter every time he makes a video, I guess mountain dew and Doritos do that to you.

But let's ignore all the crap he's done over the last two months because it's mostly fluff and honestly I couldn't give a shit. Angry Joe thinks he can take on Nintendo by throwing one of his autistic fits on YouTube, hoping that his legion of fanboys will come to his aid and butt rape Nintendo into submission. Though we all know that won't happen because Joe hasn't got a chance seeing that he's violating their copyright and would have to be taken to court where he would cry a river of tears and get deported faster than his cousins. Even so Joe thinks that Nintendo is targeting him personally!!!!!

Let's just remind ourselves that this is only happening because Joe is trying to monetize the video! Otherwise Nintendo would have no problem with you making a video or review, but everyone just wants money because they are lazy fucks who can't get a real job. Internet nobodies and their internet welfare are the worst.

I mean it's got to end at some point but like a fucking cancer it just grows and grows, there's got to be something we can do about these sad fucks. Anyway that's all I've got for now. Keep me updated in the comments section because I can't be bothered to check up on whatever this taco head is doing. Later faggots.


  1. Well another point in him crying about Nintendo is he put up a video with the title specifically telling people not to get 1,2 Switch because he felt it wasn't worth it. You know, ignoring that whole personal preference thing and all that... and the fact that he looked like he and Other Joe were laughing and having fun in the thumbnail (so much so he covered it up with words... weird why he'd do that). Likely it's just to try and argue "he" was the reason it didn't sell well and not that people made up their minds to ignore it because they don't have IRL friends to play such games with, but I digress.

    He is also backpedaling hard on that whole sue Nintendo thing, instead trying to just get his fans to threaten and shake their fists angrily at Nintendo because Nintendo doesn't need his or other YouTuber's to advertise for them, but people love to feel like they do. Like his contemporary Jim Sterling, he can't make a "Fail" video on Breath of the Wild or the Switch itself, so they're stalling for hopefully, to them, more anti-Switch things pop up.

    Also he's been riding that Switch bandwagon pretty hard... Don't recall him doing much for PSVR.. Hm you'd think he'd try to support that. I mean everyone is already talking about the Switch no need in him talking about it too... unless he wants to make money off it's popularity, but he wouldn't do that right?

    Non-Nintendo, he's just been doing more reacts, movie reviews, a couple of game reviews, streams, and that's about it. He's certainly done more game reviews in the past two months than I recall the happening in the last four of last year so thats.... something?

  2. Cry more Joe. There's nothing you can do. I really hope Trump deports his ass soon.

    1. I met Trump at our concerts in my home city.

    2. How is Trump? As a person, I mean, not as this Boogeyman of Political Unrest. Assuming you did interact with him

    3. Well I signed his autographs and put on my hat that says "Make America Great Again!" And we took our selfies with him and I said, "America will be our number 1 country in the world".

  3. I'm back from Hell. Ciaran I hope you tossing to Satan with us and then I flange some girls in hell!

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  5. Dirk, add some staff writers to keep these blogs alive. Don't worry about quality since no one reads the shit anyway. We just come for the comments.