Friday 20 November 2015

Fallout 4 Angry Review

 Man, this review is just Angry Joe shilling the game. Some people (like me) expected Joe to rip on the game but apparently he's been paid off to promote the game and sell his soul like 99 percent of video game reviewers. Basically he says:
  • Bethesda steps up their game
  • The game is still says its worth purchase price
  • And he gives it an 8/10
  • despite shitting on everything in the game for most of the video
 There's also so many sketches that were obviously made to pander to his 12 year old demographic that watches most of his video's. He also said the story holds your attention better than New Vegas, bahahahaha. No fucking shit sherlock, it directly STEALS attention from you, you are railroaded constantly like it's an amusement park 
  • Removal of RPG
  • Horrible dialog
  • Glitchy, bug, crash prone game
  • Old ass engine that should have been thrown in the trash right away
  • NPC that interacts with the world in ways that just annoys the player
  • Load time up the ass
  • Even on powerful PC there's frame rate issues
  • 8/10!
This is why I fucking hate people that review Bethesda games. They love talking about how the gameplay is getting worse and how buggy/crash prone the game is but will always say "But I had a good time when I played it!" Is there any reviewer out there who isn't a total dude bro and can actually give a critical overview and not just be a paid hype machine for the game for easy likes? I don't think so. Unless DSP counts. Bahahahah...
 
 
Anyway the comments section is filled with people constantly shilling Joe, notably by his underaged fan base who worship him like Mexican Trump. Enough about me ranting, what do you think?
 

11 comments:

  1. Yeah fallout 4 is an 8 for me, I've got over 70 hours in the game. Yes it has issues and isn't perfect but it's still a good game. Just because things were changed or removed it doesn't mean that it negatively affects the game like the karma system

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  2. Exactly! This review put the final nail in the coffen when it comes to Angry Joe for me. I saw him rate Skyrim a 10 (this was when I thought he was a good reviewer) and I saw the Fallout 4 to the table and just playing the game for 2 hours made me realize it had the same launch as Skyrim did, brought everything Skyrim did (and a lot more) but because it has a few bugs (just like skyrim did at launch) he gives it a 8/10 I had to skip around the review in fear that he'd show us the ending of the freaking game, because he made a habit of that.. So yea, rant over. I'm getting on with my life, have a good one.

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  3. Exactly! This review put the final nail in the coffen when it comes to Angry Joe for me. I saw him rate Skyrim a 10 (this was when I thought he was a good reviewer) and I saw the Fallout 4 to the table and just playing the game for 2 hours made me realize it had the same launch as Skyrim did, brought everything Skyrim did (and a lot more) but because it has a few bugs (just like skyrim did at launch) he gives it a 8/10 I had to skip around the review in fear that he'd show us the ending of the freaking game, because he made a habit of that.. So yea, rant over. I'm getting on with my life, have a good one.

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  4. Oh man. I remember since the Godzilla review, I've been waiting to hear another game review that he would be doing, and all we've gotten are non stop movie reviews and let's play...Joe really needs to leave the movie reviews to Nostalgia Critic.

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  5. Harry, if you try to be a better than all of us, you are not doing a great job to be honest. Go ahead, laugh at us. We don't give a fuck about it.

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  6. Obviously it's getting boring, there's no lulz to be had anymore because Joe is just sad and pathetic. Though that's not to say that people still shouldn't call him out on his bullshit, whether that be in the comments section, here on twitter or anywhere else for that matter.

    And if anyone's wondering, no I don't consider this my "job". I have a real life and all sorts of other crap to deal with (that includes working for a living), the most I spend on here a day is a couple of minutes either checking comments or replying. Though that changes when I do a post about something.

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  7. Nope.. that would be your dumbass. It's ok man. You'll catch on sooner or later.

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  8. Sounds like Fishy's feelings are hurt, awww poor fishy.

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  9. You really are retarded aint ya dirky. You project so much shit man it's downright hilarious. Your response to me and gosh's every post shows who's jimmies get rustled. Nice try playa.. nice try.

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  10. Love him or hate him, AJ does a perfect Jar Jar impression on his newest review. It's worth watching just for that, alone.

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