Saturday, 5 March 2016

XCOM 2 Angry Review

Apparently XCOM is Joe's favorite franchise of ALL TIME! Yeah right and my favorite franchise of all time is Dynasty Warriors. Anyway it's a showboating time on the Angry Joe Show as usual, he more or less gives most of the games problems (too many to count) a pass and gives the game a 8/10 because why the fuck not? It's not like Joe's scores actually mean anything anymore. I also love how joe flips his shit when a game doesn't come too PC...But when a games sequel comes ONLY too PC that was previously a multi-platform he conveniently doesn't say anything.

The review is biased as shit and the game is easily above average or just plain average, there's tons of features missing from the game among tons of other things but do you see Joe even hinting at that? NO! That's because he appeals to the lowest common denominator, which is the retarded 12 year old market who can't form an opinion of their own. Though thankfully the comments section is ripping Joe a new asshole for this review, seems like people are doing my work for me. Catch you next time on the Angry Jew Sellout show!


  1. he plays on normal on easy ROFL
    and I doubt he finished the game (he couldnt finish the first one either)

  2. Ah, XCOM. The game Spoony ended his professional career over while standing alongside Joe at E3. How poetic.

  3. nah it just makes him seem like a hardcore gamer and he knows that. But everybody knows thats the only reason he is saying it the fucking poser