Tuesday, 22 April 2014

Elder Scrolls Online Angry Review

 Oh man does this review suck the big one (the big purple one I might add), I mean seriously Angry Joe put so little effort into this video that it just shows how much he actually cared. Just look at the video length, 38 minutes, and most of that is just him showing clips from his twitch stream which go one for far too long. This video was just painful to watch and you'll most likely be suffering just like me if you watched it.

Shaq Voice "Can't you see my face that means I'm Angry"
He starts off the review by stating that they "don' fucked it up", he he hilarious Joe that will never get old (oh wait). He criticizes a lot  this game has to offer but never once did he say that it wasn't made by Bethesda so it shouldn't be held up to their standards. I really though Joe was smarter than this but no, time and time again he just comes off as some chump among the crowd. If Joe actually got off his high horse and judged the game properly maybe his review wouldn't be 38 minutes long!, anyway long story short he gave the video game 5/10 which is standard but I know lots of people who would contest his score. So Joe can go stuff himself because he doesn't give a fuck what his fanbase wants, only that they feed his fat face so he doesn't have to work, the sad shit's probably on welfare as well.
Joe likes to think of himself as a White Knight but we all know the truth, he really is Corporate Commander.
He literately only talks about the games main feature for a couple of minutes: the siege battles, which he did state were cool but made no attempt to rationalize one playing the game unless "your a hardcore Elder Scrolls fan". Joe does bring up good points but really I can't stand him anymore, onto the comments section, maybe they'll rationalize something.

Would you rather prefer communism, you red bastard.

Hey look, someone with a brain cell, it's about time someone had some sense

Exactly what this guy said, thank god people like this still exist

Need I say anymore
Joe's the kinda person who speaks without thinking, so don't trust him...ever!

Damn right, at least it wouldn't be a bore fest like this review

I know this post has been a bit more angry than usual but it's well warranted, here's to the next video Joe does it actually watchable. Til next time......


  1. I am not even a fan of this Joe character, but I am less a fan of you. Your posts are filled with blind hatred and vitriol, lacking any rational basis. You resort to cruel and unwarranted personal attacks (body image and jab on welfare) that are unnecessary. From what I glean, Joe produces his show as his employment, and works hard to do so - a much more productive venture than your blog posts. I sense underlying bitterness, envy, and self-hatred in your posts. I feel you see similarities between you and Joe, feel you could do much better than him, but whereas he is somewhat successful, you are a sad, unemployed loser who must resort to trolling for attention.
    Be a better person, a decent person, and delete this blog. Or at least learn to express your criticism constructively.
  2. If you've actually read anything I've posted you would have noticed that I don't hate Joe and am actually a fan of him, and as for trolling, one could see it as that but it's just my way of constructive criticism. Your taking this way too seriously and you should actually think before you post next time.
  3. I found this blog when searching about Joe vs Dan IGN. Do you really hate joe, you sound like you're offending joe because of his recent reviews?
    1. No man I don't hate Joe, I actually like his video's but when he messes up I've just got to write about it. He has had his ups and downs but Joe really is getting complacent with his fanbase with him earning more money on Twitch than his YouTube video's since you pay 5 dollars to subscribe to him on Twitch and there's got to be thousands of people who do that.

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